Dear Father Christmas
Mum and Dad keep telling me it’s wrong to be greedy so I thought I should ask you for something that would help all the other people.
Please could you give them all the health care, education, pensions, benefits, multi-laned highways, public broadcasters, ballet companies, rare species survival schemes, recycling depots and anything else they want.
It would be really good if you could forget about budget restraints and spend as much as is needed on giving them everything they ask for, just as long as I don’t have to pay for it.
Yours in confusion,
Tax Payer.