Father – any male ancestor, especially the founder of a race, family, or line; progenitor; a man who sires, adopts or raises a child; paternal protector or provider; a man who creates, originates, or founds something; an elderly or venerable man; one of the leading men, as of a city; the eldest or most senior man in an organisation or group; a priest or clergyman in the Roman Catholic or Anglican churches; to procreate (offspring) as the male parent; to act or serve as a father; to create, found, or originate; to acknowledge responsibility for; to attribute the paternity, creation, or origin of; to assign falsely or unjustly; foist.
Better than last week’s total failure but still only 5/10 in Stuff’s Biz Quiz.
English entertainer Max Bygraves died yesterday, aged 89.
Most Sundays of my childhood started with children’s requests on the radio and Bygraves singing You’re A Pink Toothbrush was always a popular choice.
Oh how I wish I had the wit to write like this:
. . . It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I was very chalant, despite my efforts to appear gruntled and consolate. I was furling my wieldy umbrella for the coat check when I saw her standing alone in a corner. She was a descript person, a woman in a state of total array. Her hair was kempt, her clothing shevelled, and she moved in a gainly way. I wanted desperately to meet her, but I knew I’d have to make bones about it, since I was travelling cognito. . .
Hat Tip: Raymond Huber
North Otago had about half its annual rainfall over a couple of weeks which left many, mostly rural, roads in need of repairs.
That work was going to take time so Bill Pile, a farmer who happened to have a grader, spent several hours patching dozens of pot holes.
And did he get thanked?
No, he got this:
Council roading manager Michael Voss said he understood Mr Pile’s wish to see the road, which services his property, back in serviceable condition sooner than the council had planned.
However, Mr Pile’s actions could have caused problems, Mr Voss said.
If his actions had created “any incident” that had “the potential to endanger other road users”, the council would be in a difficult position, Mr Voss said.
And had the pot holes caused any incident with the potential to endanger other road users such as the school bus, milk tankers and other motorists wouldn’t the council also have been in a difficult position?
“For example, all works on the public road must be undertaken with a compliant and approved traffic management plan which lays out the operations and how works are to be undertaken. This is a legal requirement and for the safety of all road users, which Mr Pile contravened.”
Councils have to work to the rules and it’s not Mr Voss’s fault the reporter asked a question to which he was bound to give the bureaucrat’s answer.
But reading that response made me feel like I was swimming in treacle with gumboots on.
I unreservedly apologise for making what I now know are unfounded assertions it was the Green Party.
Keeping Stock has had a tip about an advertisement seeking people who can spend four weeks working on a campaign from August 31 to October 2:
Engage needs a team of intelligent, confident, professional staff for this exciting and lucrative campaign.
The team will fly around NZ’s main centres together for around 5 weeks. You will be engaging with people at bars & cafes, on street, and at events, collecting information with an i-Pad and discussing a current affairs issue with a select target audience. All travel and accommodation, plus a food allowance when away from home, is organised for you and provided in addition to your pay.
You must be available for the entire fixed term contract from 31st August – 2nd October.
Working 27 days in total (5-6 days per week), with variable hours (6-10 hours per day). The total fee for completing the campaign is $4,000 + food allowance and bonus.
Due to confidentiality issues we cannot disclose any more information at this time, but of course more information will be provided when we contact you to discuss your application in person. . .
So who’s employing these people and who’s paying:
Keeping Stock has the answer:
If the information provided to us tonight is correct (and we have no reason to suspect that it isn’t), Engage NZ might not be too far removed from a certain political party. Because the purpose of this team flying around New Zealand engaging with people is a very political one. The “current affairs issue” being discussed is asset sales, and the “select target audience” with whom people are engaging is those who have not yet signed the petition for a Citizen Initiated Referendum.
Story People asks how do men know how to be fathers?:
How do they know how to make a feast of a crisp autumn day, a football game, tomato soup & a grilled cheese sandwich? How do they know how to weave a soft blanket of safety when we sleep in the back seat of the car, purring down the long road home?
How do they sift our own dreams out of our promise to be part of the whole world?
How do they know how to teach us fairness, generosity and patience? How do they know how to reach for our hand and when to let go?
How do they know? I think of the men, the good & the great, in my life & it occurs to me for the first time: they don’t. What they know is to love. To love.
They learn, as we all do, along the way.
Every day, all around the world, men become fathers and they will teach their children, one way or another. It’s a good time, on Father’s Day, to love them, our men – to play with them, to laugh with them, to cry, to plan, to dream adventures. This is what they’ll share with their children.
Their children are ours.
You may not remember the time you let me go first. Or the time you dropped back to tell me it wasn’t that far to go. Or the time you waited at the crossroads for me to catch up. You may not remember any of those, but I do & this is what I have to say to you: today, no matter what it takes, we ride home together. Brian Andreas at Story People
Happy Fathers Day to all you fathers.