When I rule the world

When I rule the world*, people who wish to put pens in their shirt pockets will have to undergo training to ensure they always  remove the pen before the shirt goes in the wash.

Only when the pen-removal becomes automatic will they be permitted to wear shirts with pockets.

Anyone who slips up and leaves a pen in their pocket will be required to undergo re-training.

*Accepting that we’ve achieved global health and happiness.

One Response to When I rule the world

  1. I have been subject to such training on many occasions.

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