When I rule the world . . .

27/12/2017

When I rule the world* instruction manuals for native English speakers will be written in English by people whose first language is English and who write them on the understanding those trying to follow them could be technologically and mechanically incompetent.

*Accepting that global health and happiness have already been achieved.


When I rule the world . . .

26/12/2017

When I rule the world* batteries will be included.

There may well be reasons for not including them with goods which require their power but I am not convinced they’d outweigh the inconvenience of finding you need batteries to operate whatever it is you’ve just bought/been given and don’t have them.

*Accepting that global health and happiness have already been achieved.


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