In the beginning was the good ship Campbell Live and the captain was John.
And John steered his ship through troubled waters and calm and braved many storms and was admired by many for his skill although sometimes his ship listed somewhat dangerously to port.
But his crew was not troubled nor were the people of the left who praised him mightily for sailing into the right whence he created tempests.
But every night Captain John was called to sail his ship in a race for the coveted trophy Ratings for the winner of this race was graced with advertising dollars.
But night after night Captain John failed to win the trophy though he navigated through diverse waters, from the shallows of celebrity to the depths of despond.
And so the admirals of the TV3 fleet spoke for they were unimpressed and they beseeched Captain John to change course.
And John said no for verily he stood on the poop deck of his own importance and did not want to chart another course.
So the admirals and Captain John parted ways and the good ship Campbell Live sank amidst the tears of its crew and passengers.
There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth among the people of the left who were sore afraid that all the socialist treasure was lost with the ship and that current affairs would not sail again.
But lo, two experienced captains, Heather du Plessis-Allan And Duncan Garner were enticed from other craft to command a new ship and the admirals said its name would be Story.
And the admirals said that Story would be a smart, fun and thought-provoking ship that would lead the way in daily current affairs.
And the people went about their business, eating their dinners, playing with their smart phones, accessing the internet and watching television or not as it wasn’t in the beginning but is now and may or may not evermore be.