Too busy to pray?
Just pay Information Age Prayer and they’ll do it for you.
Information Age Prayer is a subscription service utilizing a computer with text-to-speech capability to incant your prayers each day. It gives you the satisfaction of knowing that your prayers will always be said even if you wake up late, or forget.
We use state of the art text to speech synthesizers to voice each prayer at a volume and speed equivalent to typical person praying. Each prayer is voiced individually, with the name of the subscriber displayed on screen.
There’s packages for different denominations and religions – Protestants and Catholics can get the Lord’s Prayer daily for just $3.95, add another $3.95 and you can pray for peace as well.
Jews and Muslims can pay/pray for their children for just $1.99.
If you don’t fit into those categories there’s one for other religions as well.
Forgive me for my cynicism, but I think this is more mammon than mission.
Hat Tip: NZ Week
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