Golden oldies

Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits to reflect their age: 
 
  They include:
 
 Hermans Hermits – Mrs Brown you’ve got a lovely walker.
 
 Bee Gees – How can you mend a broken hip?
 
 Roberta Flack – First time ever I forgot your face.
 
 Paul Simon – 50 ways to lose your liver.
 
 The Commodores – Once,twice,three times to the bathroom.
 
  Procol Harem – A whiter shade of hair.
 
 Leo Sayer – You make me feel like napping.
 
  Abba – Denture Queen
 
 Helen Reddy – I am woman hear me snore.