These are some of the jokes which were judged the best from this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival:
I’m not a fan of the new pound coin but then again, I hate all change – Ken Cheng.
I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point?” Alexi Sayle.
I’m looking for the girl next door type. I’m just gonna keep moving house till I find her. Lew Fitz
I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the ‘brella.’ But he hesitated. Andy Field
I’m rubbish with names. It’s not my fault, it’s a condition. There’s a name for it … Jimeoin
I have two boys, 5 and 6. We’re no good at naming things in our house. Ed Byrne
Whenever someone says, “I don’t believe in coincidences,” I say, “Oh my God, me neither!” Alasdair Beckett-King
A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men’s singles event. Angela Barnes
As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer. Adele Cliff
For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don’t want to do it. Phil Wang
I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark. Adam Hess
I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act. Tim Vine.