An Air New Zealand passenger is cheesed off at getting more cheese than he considers the two crackers accompanying it can handle:
Air New Zealand is facing a grilling over concerns it has miscalculated the ratio of cheese-to-cracker for one of its inflight snack options.
The unsavoury revelation was brought to the attention of the airline by disgruntled customer Jeremy Chaston, who posted his complaint to Facebook on Thursday night.
“Your cheese to cracker ratio is completely out of whack,” he wrote, accompanied by a photo showing two crackers dwarfed by their respective cheese slices.
“I mean I like cheese, I REALLY like cheese but often the best part of the cheese is having it accompanied by a firm and crisp cracker.
“I feel that there is sufficient cheese to justify at least four crackers!!” . . .
I beg to differ. the best part of the cheese and crackers is the cheese so why not have more cheese than cracker?
I’ve been on several Koru hour flights recently when the cheese is served and I’ve noticed that there’s a generous serving of cheese – two chunks – which could be considered to swamp the two crackers allotted with it.
But as cheese is what pleases and the crackers are only there to carry it, I don’t consider there’s any miscalculation in the cheese to cracker ratio.
A cheesemaker told me that cheese is best served with oat crackers or bread, not water biscuits or other types of crackers.
Gourmands might not agree but I’m also partial to cheese as a topping for apple, pear and fruit cake.
But whatever accompanies it, I’m never concerned if there’s more cheese than whatever it’s topping.
In fact more than not worrying me it reminds me of Pooh Bear who when asked if he wanted a honey or condensed milk sandwich replied both, then so as not to appear greedy said don’t worry about the bread.
In the spirit of Pooh I think Air New Zealand has got it right – pleny of cheese and just enough cracker so as not to leave passengers feeling greedy.