Question of the day

02/09/2009

Why do gang members always walk as if they’ve wet they’re knickers?

A viewer asked in an email to Breakfast.


Why…

15/07/2008

… is the length a vacuum cleaner cord reaches from a plug always fractionally shorter than required for the area which needs to be cleaned?

And why don’t we throw out a pen the first time we realise it doesn’t work?


Why….

26/06/2008

… don’t we throw out a pen the first time we realise it doesn’t work?


Why…

07/05/2008

… when I had to get up early, was I awake at 12.03, 1:27, 3:17 and 4:32 but sound a sleep when the alarm went off at 5:20?


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