While our friends on the other side of the Tasman are celebrating their national day, we can reflect on 10 things New Zealand does better than Australia:
It’s written by a New Zealand-born Australian resident Angela Mollard who says:
. . . New Zealanders like themselves.
Unlike the Germans who have self-regard, or the Italians who are self-admiring, or the Americans who aren’t quite sure how great they are these days but will enthuse anyway, the kiwis exude quiet confidence and self-determination.
“So why are so many of them coming over here?” I hear you say.
Well, they’re not. . .
And goes on to list 10 things we do better than them:
1. They don’t have Attention Deficit Disorder when it comes to Prime Ministers.
In recent years they’ve played a long game politically. . .
2. They believe in firm consequences.
When All Black Aaron Cruden missed a flight to Argentina following a drinking session he was dropped from three tests and told to stay home.
Upon returning to the squad he was benched for a match because his replacement was playing so well. . .
3. They sell themselves.
As Australia has flailed with Lara Bingle, dated expletives and a string of “best jobs in the world” for freeloaders, New Zealand has sold itself on “100 per cent Pure New Zealand” since 1999.
No visitor is in any doubt of the splendour offered. . .
4. When they boast “homemade” they mean it.
Sure, the wine is excellent, the craft beer, well, beery, and coffee is the national religion after rugby — although the growing health trend for “quarter shots” is bonkers.
But it’s at morning and afternoon tea they truly excel. . .
5. Women play sport.
Of course they play it here too but you’d never know from watching television.
In NZ, netball is not only broadcast live but its stars, along with golfer Lydia Ko and shot putter Valerie Adams, also appear in the glossies. . .
6. They’re thrillseekers.
Whereas you can’t visit a beach or a pool in Australia without a sign warning you against every possible activity short of breathing, New Zealanders view any body of water as the means to adrenalin. . .
7. Race relations matter.
Grievances are redressed through the Treaty of Waitangi, Maori culture is upheld in schools where the national anthem is sung in both languages, and to have “mana” (honour and respect) is to have it all. . .
8. They don’t see gay marriage as a threat.
And so they legalised it. Full stop.
9.There’s no special favours.
Whereas we continued to endorse MPs who misused their cab charge allowance, compared women’s genitalia to molluscs and used union money to pay for prostitutes, a NZ cabinet minister was fined $2000 in November after he bypassed airport security to board a flight. . .
10. Their coins make sense.
The $2 is larger than the $1 and the 5 cent was withdrawn.
It’s not enough to make you move there — the mango prices are exorbitant and the accent sucks, sorry, sux — but credit where it’s due. . .