What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?