Two windmills are standing in a field.
One asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?”
The other one says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
My friends and I are in a band called “Duvet”.
We’re a cover band.
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.
A few friends and I just formed a band.
We’ve called ourselves “999 Megabytes”.
We haven’t got a gig yet…
When my girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the Monkees, I thought she was joking.
But then I saw her face.
Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
He was Haydn.
Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
Because he was Baroque.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear.
Two Beach Boys walk into a bar.
“Get a round?”
“I’ll get a round!”