Fash – to feel upset or worried; to trouble, annoy, vex.
It had been raining for days and days, and a local river crested, flooding many houses.
The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house. As the waters rose higher and higher, a woman in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in.
“No,” replied the man on the roof. “I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me.”
The woman rowed away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him. The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared.
“Climb in!” shouted the woman in the boat. “No,” replied the man on the roof. “I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me.”
The woman in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him. The waters continued to rise.
A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. “No,” replied the man on the roof. “I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me.”
The helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him. The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.
Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God.
“Heavenly Father,” he said, “I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?”
God gave him a puzzled look, and replied “I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?”
Big leap forward for New Zealand sheep genetics – Pat Deavoll:
Beef and Lamb New Zealand Genetics has launched a $5 million genetic evaluation system set to revolutionise the sheep breeding industry.
Beef and Lamb Genetics general manager Graham Alder said the new evaluation, named “single-step” was the result of four years of research.
“Single-step provides more accurate estimated breeding values in young animals,” Alder said.
“Breeders can work out a rams merit at birth rather than waiting for at least two years until the ram has lambs on the ground. . .
Milk and fires, a tricky combination – Samantha Tennent:
A Foxton Beach firefighter successfully combines fighting fires with milking. Samantha Tennent reports.
Manawatu farmer and volunteer firefighter Tony Eade had been asleep for only a couple of hours when his pager and cellphone went off.
It was midnight and he was being called out to fight a fire. By the time the brigade put the fire out it was time to head to work. He left the site of the blaze and headed straight off to milk. . .
Every week Ash Robinson packs up his camera, overnight bag and gumboots and leaves his home in Auckland to go On Farm.
It’s his dream job. “It combines my passions for filming and farming.”
Equipped with the knowledge he learned growing up on a sheep and beef farm he heads away to another rural region. . .
Industry offers variety of careers – Yvonne O’Hara:
In the 20 years since Janiene Bayliss and husband David Pratt established their Ata Mara vineyard near Cromwell, she has seen the Central Otago wine industry grow rapidly.
There are increasingly challenging hurdles to over-come and benefits to harvest.
She said challenges included finding more workers to fill the increasing number of seasonal and permanent vacancies and how to provide accommodation for them. . .
Warning to take steps to avoid crime – Richard Davison:
Those living rurally should be taking simple steps to avoid falling prey to current trends in country crime, police say.
Levels of most types of crime remained steady in rural South Otago, and on average police were dealing with an incident every week, Sergeant Robin Hutton, of Balclutha, said.
Because of the remoteness and isolation of many rural properties, a certain segment of criminals targeted them specifically, regarding them as “easy pickings”, he said. . .
Good seasonal prospects, stronger markets and an increased variety of crop options are putting the cropping sector on a good footing after a two tough years, with farmers optimistic returns will be buoyant for some time yet.
The industry’s latest survey the Arable Industry Marketing Initiative has given farmers and investors an insight to their sector’s success, with the sector appearing to be significantly more positive than only two years ago. . .
The Ancient Mariner would feel right at home in North Otago at the moment – there’s water, water everywhere, but Oamaru and much of the hinterland is in danger of running out any to drink.
All of Oamaru, Weston and Enfield rural areas, Kakanui, Herbert, Hampden and Moeraki supply areas are on full water restrictions:
Oamaru and the surrounding areas are now on FULL WATER RESTRICTIONS, meaning essential water use only.
Essential water use is:
– No clothes washing
– No car cleaning
– No water use at all that is not absolutely necessary.
– Don’t use dishwashers – hand wash only
– No watering of plants etc
– Flush No 2’s only
Other helpful things to do is to make sure you have no leaks at all, get them fixed please.
If we run out of treated water, we will be forced to deliver untreated turbid water, that you will have to boil to drink.
This will likely mean schools and businesses will have to close, and it will take a long time to recover from.
We need to seriously reduce water usage for 4 days to let things recover to a manageable level.
This is serious.
Too much rain over the last week has left the Waitaki river which supplies water for the town and outlying areas too dirty for the treatment plant to deal with.
If people don’t conserve enough water, businesses will be shut down for several days.
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Art is the symbol of the two noblest human efforts: to construct and to refrain from destruction – Evelyn Waugh
1083 – Anna Komnene, Byzantine physician and scholar was born (d. 1153).
1420 – Henry V of England entered Paris.
1640 – End of the Iberian Union: Portugal acclaimed as King, João IV of Portugal, thus ending a 60 year period of personal union of the crowns of Portugal and Spain and the end of the rule of the House of Habsburg (also called the Philippine Dynasty).
1761 Marie Tussaud, French creator of wax sculptures (Madame Tussauds), was born (d. 1850).
1768 – The slave ship Fredensborg sank off Tromøy in Norway.
1821 – The first constitution of Costa Rica was issued.
1822 – Pedro I was crowned Emperor of Brazil.
1824 – U.S. presidential election, 1824: Since no candidate had received a majority of the total electoral college votes in the election, the United States House of Representatives was given the task of deciding the winner in accordance with the Twelfth Amendment to the United States Constitution.
1826 – French philhellene Charles Nicolas Fabvier forced his way through the Turkish cordon and ascended the Acropolis of Athens, which had been under siege.
1834 – Slavery was abolished in the Cape Colony in accordance with theSlavery Abolition Act 1833.
1898 – The first movie was shot in New Zealand.
1864 – In his State of the Union Address President Abraham Lincoln reaffirmed the necessity of ending slavery as ordered ten weeks earlier in the Emancipation Proclamation.
1901 – Ilona Fehér, Hungarian-Israeli violinist and educator was born (d. 1988).
1913 – The Buenos Aires Subway started operating, the first underground railway system in the southern hemisphere and in Latin America.
1913 – The Ford Motor Company introduced the first moving assembly line.
1913 – Crete, was annexed by Greece.
1918 – Iceland became a sovereign state, yet remained a part of the Danish kingdom.
1918 – The Kingdom of Serbs, Croats and Slovenes (later known as theKingdom of Yugoslavia) was proclaimed.
1919 – Lady Astor became the first female Member of Parliament to take her seat in the House of Commons (she had been elected to that position on November 28).
1925 – World War I aftermath: The final Locarno Treaty was signed in London, establishing post-war territorial settlements.
1930 – Dame Marie Bashir, Australian psychiatrist, academic, and politician, 37th Governor of New South Wales, was born.
1932 – Matt Monro, English singer, was born.
1933 – Pilot E.F. (‘Teddy’) Harvie and his passenger, Miss Trevor Hunter,set a record for the longest flight within New Zealand in a single day. They flew approximately 1880 km between North Cape and Invercargill in 16 hours 10 minutes.
1934 – Politburo member Sergei Kirov was shot dead by Leonid Nikolayevat the Communist Party headquarters in Leningrad.
1935 Woody Allen, American film director, actor, and comedian, was born.
1939 Lee Trevino, American golfer, was born.
1940 Richard Pryor, American actor, comedian, was born.
1945 Bette Midler, American actress and singer, was born.
1946 Gilbert O’Sullivan, Irish singer, was born.
1952 – The New York Daily News reported the news of Christine Jorgenson, the first notable case of sexual reassignment surgery.
1955 – American Civil Rights Movement: In Montgomery, Alabama, seamstress Rosa Parks refused to give up her bus seat to a white man and is arrested for violating the city’s racial segregation laws.
1958 – The Central African Republic became independent from France.
1958 – The Our Lady of the Angels School Fire in Chicago killed 92 children and three nuns.
1959 – Cold War: Opening date for signature of the Antarctic Treaty, which set aside Antarctica as a scientific preserve and bans military activity on the continent.
1961 – The independent Republic of West Papua was proclaimed in modern-day Western New Guinea.
1965 – The Border Security Force was formed in India as a special force to guard the borders.
1969 – Vietnam War: The first draft lottery in the United States was held since World War II.
1971 – Cambodian Civil War: Khmer Rouge rebels intensified assaults on Cambodian government positions, forcing their retreat from Kompong Thmar and nearby Ba Ray.
1971 – The Indian Army recaptured part of Kashmir occupied forcibly by Pakistan.
1973 – Papua New Guinea gained self government from Australia.
1974 – TWA Flight 514, a Boeing 727, crashed northwest of Dulles International Airport killing all 92 people on-board.
1974 – Northwest Orient Airlines Flight 6231, crashed northwest of John F. Kennedy International Airport.
1981 – A Yugoslavian Inex Adria Aviopromet DC-9 crashed in Corsica killing all 180 people on-board.
1981 – The AIDS virus was officially recognized.
1982 – At the University of Utah, Barney Clark became the first person to receive a permanent artificial heart.
1988 – Benazir Bhutto was appointed Prime Minister of Pakistan.
1989 – 1989 Philippine coup attempt: The right-wing military rebel Reform the Armed Forces Movement attempted to oust Philippine President Corazon Aquino in a failed bloody coup d’état.
1989 – Cold War: East Germany’s parliament abolished the constitutional provision granting the communist party the leading role in the state.
1990 – Channel Tunnel sections started from the United Kingdom and France meet 40 metres beneath the seabed.
1991 – Cold War: Ukrainian voters overwhelmingly approve a referendum for independence from the Soviet Union.
2001 – Captain Bill Compton brought Trans World Airlines Flight 220, an MD-83, into St. Louis International Airport bringing to an end 76 years of TWA operations following TWA’s purchase by American Airlines.
2001 Aiko, Princess Toshi of Japan, was born.
2009 – The Treaty of Lisbon, which amended the Treaty on European Union and the Treaty establishing the European Community, which together comprise the constitutional basis of European Union, came into effect.
2013 – China launched Yutu or Jade Rabbit, its first lunar rover, as part of the Chang’e 3 lunar exploration mission.
2013 – At least four were killed and 61 injured following a Metro-North Railroad train derailment nearSpuytenDuyvil, Bronx, New York City.
Sourced from NZ History Online & Wikipedia.