Saturday’s smiles

The Chief of Staff of the Air Force was interviewing potential recruits when he saw two young twins.

He looked at the young woman and asked: “What skills can you bring to the Air Force?”

The young woman looked at him and said: “I’m a pilot!”

The Chief of Staff got all excited, turned to his aide and said: “Get her in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!”

The aide hustled the young woman off. The General looked at the second twin and asked: “What skills to you bring to the Air Force?”

The young man said: “I chop wood!”

Son,” the Chief of Staff replied: “We don’t need wood choppers in the Air Force, what else do you know how to do?”

“I chop wood!”

“Young man,” huffed the Chief of Staff, “You are not listening to me, we don’t need wood choppers, this is the 21st century!”

“Well,” the young man said, “You hired my sister!”

“Of course we did,” said the general, “She’s a pilot!”

The young man rolled his eyes and said, “So what! I have to chop it before she can pile it!”

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