Saturday’s smiles

Ever notice:

* That when you enter the supermarket the checkouts are free but when you go to pay all the counters have long queues?

* That a woman is willing to share her whole life with her husband but not her wardrobe?

* That people who need no introduction get the longest ones?

* That shops open 24 hours a day, seven days a week still have locks?

* That chocolate fish can’t swim?

* That when status seekers finally find status, they start looking for the quo?

* That most people can’t tell you their blood type but 99.5% of them can tell you their star sign?

* That all the instruments looking for intelligent life and pointed away from earth?


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