Why is John Milton terrible to invite to game night? Because when he’s around, there’s a pair of dice lost.
What makes “Civil Disobedience” such a great essay? Thoreau editing.
What happened when Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar? It was tense.
My teacher asked me to name two pronouns. I said, ‘Who, me?”
What was Socrates’ favourite thing to mold? Play dough.
Why did Shakespeare write in pen? Because pencils confused him—2B or not 2B??
Honestly, everyone should just leave writing poetry to the prose.
That Charlotte Brontë, she’s a breath of fresh Eyre.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? Cats have claws at the end of paws. Commas are a pause at the end of a clause.