Saturday’s smiles

Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web.

Did you hear about the two cell phones who got married? The reception was terrific.

Two florists recently got married. It was an arranged marriage.

Did you hear about the notebook who married a pencil? She finally found Mr. Write.

Do you know why the King of Hearts married the Queen of Hearts? They were perfectly suited to each other.

Why did Comic Sans break up with Times New Roman? He just wasn’t her type.

 

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