Saturday’s smiles

A few weeks after she’d bought a new ute, a car dealer rang her about buying a cow.

The farmers said the cow would cost about $500.

When the dealer came to the farm to check out the cow, she was handed an invoice which read:

Basic cow ………$500.00

Extra stomachs …..$79.25

Two-tone exterior . . …. $142.10

Deluxe dual horns ……$59.25

Produce storage compartments  ……$126.50

4-spigot high output drain system . . . . $149.20

Heavy-duty hay chopper  . . . $189.60

Automatic fly shatter . . . $88.50

Genuine cowhide upholstery . . . . . $179.90

Automatic fertiliser system ………. $339.40

4 x 4 traction drive assembly  ……. $884.16

Farmer adjustment ……….$300.00

Pre-delivery wash and groom ……. $69.80

Delivery ……… $35.75

Total price including option ……….$3,143.36.

 

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