A couple were traveling on holiday in Scotland. As they approached Kirkcudbright, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
The argument raged until they stopped for lunch. As they stood in the restaurant, the husband asked the guy behind the counter: “Can you please settle an argument between me and my wife? How do you pronounce the name of where we are?”
The guy leaned over the counter and said: “Burrr… gerrr… king.”