Why isn’t suntanning a commonwealth sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
I’m a natural at weight lifting. I picked it up quickly.
I was going to practice my sprinting, then I realised it wouldn’t help me in the long run.
A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances of a medal.
It’s the Commonwealth Fishing event today. I hear it’s all online. Anyone got a good stream?
I saw a book called “Ten Steps To Improve Your Long Jump”. I thought, “that’s cheating”.
Members of the relay team. You’ve got to hand it to them.
I never made it as an athlete. Fell at he first hurdle.
A friend told me he was a 100m champion. I asked what he did it in. He said, “T-shirt & trainers”.