Saturday’s smiles

Golfers never retire, they just lose their drive.

Foresters never retire, they just pine away.

Accountants don’t retire, they just lose their balance.

Bank managers don’t retire, they just lose interest.

Vehicle mechanics? They re-tyre every day.

Teachers don’t retire, they just mark time.

Roofers don’t retire, they just wipe the slate clean.

Engineers never retire, they just lose their bearings.

Beekeepers never retire, they just buzz off.

Musicians never retire, they just decompose.

Farmers never retire, they just go to seed.

Watchmakers never retire, they just wind down.

Academics never retire, they just lose their faculties.

Painters never retire, they just put a gloss on it.

Tree surgeons never retire, they just branch out.

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