Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says “We don’t serve noble gasses in here.”
Helium doesn’t react.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, “AU, get outta here!”
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.”
The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.”
The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies “I’m positive.”
Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.
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