A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if she needs any help with her luggage. She says, “No, I’m travelling light.”
Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Oxygen went for a date with potassium. It went OK.
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They’re cheaper than day rates.
Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
A fellow accidentally ingested some alpha-L-glucose and discovered that he had no ill effect. Apparently he was ambidextrose.
The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
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