A farmer was interviewing a young man for a job on her farm.
`You’ll need to be fit,’ said the farmer. `Have you ever had any
illnesses? Any accidents?’
‘No, Mam, replied the young man proudly.
‘But you’re on crutches. You must have had an accident!’ said the farmer.
`Oh, the crutches!’ said the young man. `A bull tossed me last week.
But that wasn’t an accident! He did it on purpose!’