Brabagious – an adjective of reproach difficult to define but generally considered available for use in a quarrelsome discussion between females.
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.
He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.
The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days.
So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.
On the way he met a farmer on his donkey.
Upon seeing the king the farmer said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area.”
The king was polite and considerate, he replied:
“I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. And besides, I pay him very high wages.
He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way.”
So he continued on his way. However, a short time later torrential rain fell from the sky.
The King and Queen were totally soaked.
Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the weather professional. Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.
The farmer said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.”
So the king hired the donkey.
Thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential offices.
The recent political blowtorch on farming is affecting the morale of younger farmers, says Ngatea farmer Mark Townshend.
But dairy farmers should feel “very proud’ of their achievements, he says.
A notion is gaining ground that some younger dairy farmers do not now feel proud to be dairy farmers in mixed company, Townshend says.
“This is against the backdrop of an election process where political parties on the left used farmers, in particular dairy farmers, as political footballs. . .
Laser throws light on emissions – Richard Rennie:
As farmers and researchers grapple with nitrate losses into waterways and nitrous oxide to the air, half the challenge has been how best to measure them to even begin to better understand their behaviour. Richard Rennie spoke to scientist Louis Schipper.
A quantum cascade laser sounds like something from Dr Who and like his police box popping up in odd places, one has appeared in a Waikato paddock.
It’s got Waikato University biogeochemistry Professor Louis Schipper excited.
He is co-lead in the New Zealand Agricultural Greenhouse Gas Research Centre’s research programme into nitrous oxide. . .
Waikato milk processor Tatua will use retentions to grow its cream and protein based value-added products, says chief executive Brendhan Greaney.
He says Tatua will be making more specialty nutritional products for key markets China, Japan and the US.
The co-op has announced a final payout of $7.10/kgMS to farmer shareholders for the 2016-17 season; it has retained 50c/kgMS to help fund capital projects and maintain a strong balance sheet. . .
Entering the Ballance Farm Environment Awards was a positive experience from start to finish for Otago finalist Simon Paterson.
Simon, his wife Sarah and parents Allan and Eris from the Armidale Merino Stud in the Maniototo were finalists in this year’s Otago Ballance Farm Environment Awards and won the WaterForce Integrated Management Award and the Massey University Innovation Award. . .
American interior designers have elevated humble New Zealand wool to artwork status in a recent rug design competition in San Francisco.
Carlisle, which distributes Carrfields Primary Wool (CP Wool)’s range of premium New Zealand wool carpets and rugs in North America under the Just Shorn® brand, invited designers from the California Bay Area to submit their designs for rugs that could be crafted from 100% Just Shorn® New Zealand wool.
Colin McKenzie, CP Wool Group CEO, said the results were “stunning”. . .
Farmers Fast Five: Jeremy Rookes – Claire Inkson:
Proud to Be A Farmer NZ Farmers Fast Five : Where we ask a farmer five quick questions about Farming, and what Agriculture means to them. Today we talk to Hawkes Bay Proud Farmer Jeremy Rookes. You can catch Jeremy on The Country talking Farming with Jamie Mackay between 12-1pm every second Friday on Radio Sport Newstalk ZB , also on I Heart Radio.
How long have you been Farming?
I am a City Boy originally, but I have been farming on my own account since 1992. I finished a B.Com at Lincoln in June 1992, but started leasing a block in Waikari earlier that year. In 1998 my wife Mary and I bought a small farm at Waipara and added to that before selling it in 2013, we then bought 467ha here in the Hawke’s Bay at Flemington which is 20km South East of Waipukurau. . .
LYON, France (Reuters) – Farmers trucked hundreds of sheep into a central square in the French city of Lyon on Monday in protest against the government’s protection of wolves, which they blame for livestock deaths and heavy financial losses.
European wolves were hunted to extinction in France in the 1930s but a pair crossed the Alps from Italy in the early 1990s and they now number about 360 in packs scattered across the country, according to wildlife groups.
As their population has rebounded, they have encroached increasingly on farmland.
“10,000 animals killed every year by the wolf,” read one banner. . .
Fonterra’s farmers to vote on four directors after process to address ‘skills matrix – Jonathan Underhill:
(BusinessDesk) – Fonterra Cooperative Group shareholders will vote on four new directors – one-third of the board – after the dairy company’s exhaustive new selection process that rates candidates against a ‘skills matrix’.
Shareholders will be asked to ratify the appointment of Bruce Hassall as an independent director at the company’s annual meeting in Hawera on Nov. 2. He replaces David Jackson, one of the four independents on the 13-member board (one seat is vacant), who retires at the AGM. . .
Saturday’s soapbox is yours to use as you will – within the bounds of decency and absence of defamation. You’re welcome to look back or forward, discuss issues of the moment, to pontificate, ponder or point us to something of interest, to educate, elucidate or entertain, amuse, bemuse or simply muse, but not abuse.
Someone is sitting the the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.
1066 Norman Conquest: Battle of Hastings – the forces of William the Conqueror defeated the English army and kill King Harold II of England.
1322 Robert the Bruce of Scotland defeated King Edward II of England at Byland, forcing Edward to accept Scotland’s independence.
1644 William Penn, English founder of Pennsylvania, was born (d. 1718).
1656 Massachusetts enacts the first punitive legislation against theReligious Society of Friends (Quakers).
1758 Seven Years’ War: Austria defeated Prussia at the Battle of Hochkirk.
1773 The first recorded Ministryof Education, the Komisja Edukacji Narodowej was formed in Poland.
1805 Battle of Elchingen, France defeated Austria.
1806 Battle of Jena-Auerstädt France defeated Prussia.
1840 The Maronite leader Bashir II surrendered to the British Army and then is sent into exile on the islands of Malta.
1843 The British arrested the Irish nationalist Daniel O’Connell for conspiracy to commit crimes.
1863 American Civil War: Battle of Bristoe Station – Confederate troops under the command of General Robert E. Lee failed to drive the American Union Army completely out of the Commonwealth of Virginia.
1867 The 15th and the last military Shogun of the Tokugawa shogunateresigned in Japan, returning his power to the Emperor of Japan and thence to the re-established civil government of Japan.
1882 Eamon de Valera, Irish politician and patriot, was born (d. 1975).
1882 University of the Punjab was founded in a part of India that later became West Pakistan.
1888 Katherine Mansfield, New Zealand writer, was born (d. 1923).
1890 Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. general and 34th President of the United States, was born (d. 1969).
1894 E. E. Cummings, American poet, was born (d. 1962).
1912 While campaigning in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, the former PresidentTheodore Roosevelt, was shot and mildly wounded by John Schrank.With the fresh wound in his chest, and the bullet still within it, Mr. Roosevelt still carried out his scheduled public speech.
1913 Senghenydd Colliery Disaster, the United Kingdom’s worst coal mining accident claimed the lives of 439 miners.
1926 The children’s book Winnie-the-Pooh, by A.A. Milne, was first published.
1927 Roger Moore, English actor, was born.
1938 The first flight of the Curtiss Aircraft Company’s P-40 Warhawkfighter plane.
1939 Ralph Lauren, American fashion designer, was born.
1939 The German Kriegsmarine submarine U-47 sank the British battleship HMS Royal Oak in the harbour at Scapa Flow.
1940 Cliff Richard, English singer, was born.
1940 Christopher Timothy, British actor, was born.
1940 Balham subway station disaster, in London during an air raid.
1943 Prisoners at the Sobibor extermination camp in Poland revolted against the Germans, killing eleven SS troops who were guards there, and wounding many more.
1943 – The American Eighth Air Force lost 60 B-17 Flying Fortress heavy bombers in aerial combat during the second mass-daylight air raid on the Schweinfurt ball-bearing factories in western Nazi Germany.
1944 – Athens was liberated by British Army troops.
1946 Justin Hayward, English musician (Moody Blues), was born.
1949 – Chinese Civil War: Chinese Communist forces occupied the city of Guangzhou.
1952 Korean War: United Nations and South Korean forces launched Operation Showdown against Chinese strongholds at the Iron Triangle. The resulting Battle of Triangle Hill was the biggest and bloodiest battle of 1952.
1956 Dr. B. R. Ambedkar, the Indian Untouchable caste leader, converted to Buddhism along with 385,000 of his followers (see Neo-Buddhism).
1957 Queen Elizabeth II became the first Canadian Monarch to open up an annual session of the Canadian Parliament, presenting her Speech from the Throne in Ottawa, Canada.
1958 The American Atomic Energy Commission, with supporting military units, carried out an underground nuclear weapon test.
1962 – The Cuban Missile Crisis began: A U.S. Air Force U-2 reconnaissance plane and its pilot flew over Cuba and took photographs of Soviet missiles capable of carrying nuclear warheads.
1964 Leonid Brezhnev became the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.
1967 Joan Baez was arrested concerning a physical blockade of the U.S. Army’s induction centre in Oakland, California.
1968 – An earthquake rated at 6.8 on the Richter Scale destroyed the Australian town of Meckering, Western Australia, and ruptured all nearby main highways and railroads.
1968 Jim Hines of the United States of America becomes the first man ever to break the so-called “ten-second barrier” in the 100-meter sprint in the Summer Olympic Gamesheld in Mexico City with a time of 9.95 seconds.
1973 In the Thammasat student uprising over 100,000 people protested in Thailand against the Thanom military government; 77 were killed and 857 are injured by soldiers.
1979 The mutilated body of Marty Johnstone, leader of the Mr Asia drug syndicate, was found in Eccleston Delft, a flooded disused quarry in Lancashire.
1979 The National March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights, demanded “an end to all social, economic, judicial, and legal oppression of lesbian and gay people”, and draws 200,000 people.
1981 Amnesty International charged the U.S. Federal Government with holding Richard Marshall of the American Indian Movement as a political prisoner.
1981 – Vice President Hosni Mubarak was elected as the President of Egypt.
1982 U.S. President Ronald Reagan proclaimed a War on Drugs.
1994 Palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat, Prime Minister of Israel, Yitzhak Rabin, and Foreign Minister of Israel, Shimon Peres, received the Nobel Peace Prize for their role in the establishment of the Oslo Accords and the framing of the future Palestinian Self Governing.
2012 – Felix Baumgartner jumped from the stratosphere to try to break the record of the highest freefall jump, at an altitude of 39,068 meters (128,018 ft).
2014 – A UEFA Euro 2016 qualifying match between the national association football teams of Serbia and Albania had to be abandoned due to serious crowd disturbances.
2015 – A suicide bomb attack in Pakistan, killed at least seven people and injured 13 others.
Sourced from NZ History Online & Wikipedia