Impignorate – to mortgage, pledge or pawn.
When Insults Had Class…
These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words:
The Earl of Sandwich to John Wilkes: “Sir, you are a scoundrel! You will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”
“That depends, my noble lord, ” replied Wilkes, “on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.”
Benjamin Disraeli was asked to articulate the distinction between the words “disaster” and “calamity”. He replied: “Well, if Mr Gladstone were to fall into the river Thames, that would be a disaster, but if someone were to pull him out, that would be a calamity.
“He had delusions of adequacy .” -Walter Kerr
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” -Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” -William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” -Moses Hadas
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” -Mark Twain
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” -Oscar Wilde
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.” -George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” -Winston Churchill, in response
“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” -Stephen Bishop
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” -John Bright
“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” -Irvin S. Cobb
“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” -Samuel Johnson
“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” –
Paul Keating Sir Robert Muldoon
“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” -Charles, Count Talleyrand
“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” -Forrest Tucker
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” -Mark Twain
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” -Mae West
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” -Oscar Wilde
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” – Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” -Billy Wilder
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But I’m afraid this wasn’t it.” -Groucho Marx
Farmers’ voices must be heard – Nigel Malthus:
Heading into an election that will be won or lost in the towns and cities, farmers must get a hearing on environmental issues, says Meat Industry Association chair John Loughlin.
He says with environmental issues “quite significant” in this election year, any changes to environmental regimes must be balanced and fair.
“The outcomes in our rivers don’t just reflect farming; they reflect towns and cities and industries as well.”
He was speaking after the recent two-day Red Meat Sector conference in Dunedin, jointly hosted by the MIA with Beef + Lamb NZ. . .
Urban invaders hurting hort – Sudesh Kissun:
Uncertainty over continued access to fertile land and irrigation water are potentially forcing some vegetable growers out of business.
The Pukekohe Vegetable Growers Association president Brent Wilcox says land and water are the main issues facing many of its member businesses; ranging from smaller single property units to large operations with diverse land holdings.
“Over time we are seeing consolidation of many small growers into fewer larger growers; there is uncertainty and many growers are faced with a decision trying to figure whether they can justify the cost of taking land and water issues on,” he told Rural News. . .
Dairy industry tackling shortage of quality environmental advisers -Stephen Macaulay:
Quality advice is key to whether farmers sink or swim in an environmental tsunami, writes Stephen Macaulay.
A wave of unprecedented environmental compliance is crashing over New Zealand’s primary industries and it’s not just farmers who are working hard to stay afloat.
The implementation of farm environmental plans represents one of the most significant changes in how farmers think about and undertake their work. Solutions now and into the future will involve a fundamental rethink in the way we farm and manage our natural resources.
How the industry deals with those regulations and the associated scrutiny of urban New Zealand and international consumers will impact on the production and profitability of farming operations into the future, as well as farm property values. . .
Farmers are adding value to wool – Tim Fulton:
Home spinning entrepreneurs are defying wool’s doldrums.
Tracey Topp started the Cosy Toes children’s Merino sock range on a kitchen table at Rotherham, North Canterbury, more than 10 years ago.
Recently she branched into bigger sizes for adults and a variety of tights, blankets and clothing.
Topp grew up on a sheep farm at Summerhill, in the Canterbury foothills near Oxford. She still soaks in the smell and the memory of lanolin, tossing fleeces and the banter of the boards.
A Kiwi company makes Cosy Toes’ socks but it took years of hard work to build business credibility.
Fabricators wanted consistent wool supply, including minimum wool weight for dyeing. . .
Don’t judge a conversion by its cover – Tim Fulton:
Ngai Tahu’s forest-to-farm conversion near the North Canterbury town of Culverden is about beef and dairy support, the developer says.
The iwi’s farming group had transformed part of the old Balmoral Forest over the past two years but it wouldn’t be milking, Ngai Tahu Farming chief executive Andrew Priest said.
The iwi had already transformed Eyrewell Forest on the north bank of the Waimakariri River, (Te Whenua Hou) into dairy farms and drystock units.
In 2016, 360 hectares of land at the west of the Balmoral block was put into irrigated pasture and was now being used for beef finishing. . .
Cancer survivor, author donating proceeds – Alexia Johnston:
Ex Glenavy farmer Allan Andrews is topping up Cancer Society funds thanks to his many book sales.
His book titled Allan Andrews 70 Years On features a range of subjects, including farming, cricket and his battle with cancer.
It was his family’s history of cancer that prompted Mr Andrews to donate a portion of the book’s proceeds to the Cancer Society.
So far that includes $1000 – $400 to the South Canterbury division, $400 to North Otago and $200 to Ashburton.
The book was launched in late September to early October last year, with the aim of donating a portion of the proceeds from every book to the Cancer Society. . .
Farm Girl 1. A person who solves problems you can’t. 2. One who does precision guess work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge. See also Wizard, Magician.
Saturday’s soapbox is yours to use as you will – within the bounds of decency and absence of defamation. You’re welcome to look back or forward, discuss issues of the moment, to pontificate, ponder or point us to something of interest, to educate, elucidate or entertain, amuse, bemuse or simply muse, but not abuse.
The natural flights of the human mind are not from pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope – Samuel Johnson.
1071 Battle of Manzikert: The Seljuk Turks defeat the Byzantine Army at Manzikert.
1278 Ladislaus IV of Hungary and Rudolph I of Germany defeated Premysl Ottokar II of Bohemia in the Battle of Marchfield near Dürnkrut in (then) Moravia.
1346 Hundred Years’ War: the military supremacy of the English longbow over the French combination of crossbow and armoured knights was established at the Battle of Crécy.
1676 Robert Walpole, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, was born (d. 1745).
1768 The HM Bark Endeavour expedition under Captain James Cook set sail from England.
1778 The first recorded ascent of Triglav, the highest mountain in Slovenia.
1789 Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen approved by National Assembly at Palace of Versailles.
1819 Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, Prince Consort of the United Kingdom, was born (d. 1861).
1858 First news dispatch by telegraph.
1862 American Civil War: the Second Battle of Bull Run began.
1865 Arthur James Arnot, Scottish inventor, was born (d. 1946).
1866 – After two bungled attempts and near disaster at sea, the first communications cable between the North and South Islands of New Zealand was completed.
1875 John Buchan, 1st Baron Tweedsmuir, Scottish novelist, Governor General of Canada, was born (d. 1940).
1883 The 1883 eruption of Krakatoa began its final, paroxysmal, stage.
1894 The second Maori King, Tukaroto Matutaera Potatau Te Wherowhero Tawhiao, died.
1898 Peggy Guggenheim, American art collector, was born (d. 1979).
1901 – Eleanor Dark, Australian author and poet, was born (d. 1985).
1904 Christopher Isherwood, English-born writer, was born (d. 1986).
1906 Albert Sabin, American polio researcher, was born (d. 1993).
1910 Mother Teresa, Nobel Peace Prize winning Christian missionary, was born (d. 1997).
1914 World War I: the German colony of Togoland was invaded by French and British forces.
1920 The 19th amendment to United States Constitution took effect, giving women the right to vote.
1940 Chad was the first French colony to join the Allies under the administration of Félix Éboué, France’s first black colonial governor.
1942 Holocaust in Chortkiv, western Ukraine: At 2.30 am the German Schutzpolizei started driving Jews out of their houses, divided them into groups of 120, packed them in freight cars and deported 2000 to Belzec death camp; 500 of the sick and children weremurdered on the spot.
1944 World War II: Charles de Gaulle entered Paris.
1957 The USSR announced the successful test of an ICBM – a “super long distance intercontinental multistage ballistic rocket … a few days ago,” according to the Soviet news agency, ITAR-TASS.
1978 Pope John Paul I was elected to the Papacy.
1978 – Sigmund Jähn became first German cosmonaut on board of the Soyuz 31 spacecraft.
1980 Macaulay Culkin, American actor, was born.
1982 David Long, New Zealand musician, was born.
1997 Beni-Ali massacre in Algeria; 60-100 people killed.
1999 – Russia began the Second Chechen War in response to the Invasion of Dagestan by the Islamic International Peacekeeping Brigade.
2002 – Earth Summit 2002 began in Johannesburg.
2011 – The Boeing 787 Dreamliner, Boeing’s all-new composite airliner, received certification from the EASA and the FAA.
2013 – Nationwide protests were held across the Philippines over the Priority Development Assistance Fund scam.
2015 – Two journalists were shot and killed by a disgruntled former coworker while conducting a live report in Moneta, Virginia.
Sourced from NZ History Online & Wikipedia