Salmagundi – a dish of chopped meat, anchovies, eggs, onions, and seasoning; a miscellaneous collection; heterogeneous mixture; miscellany; potpourri.
From: EFFICIENCY & TICKET, LTD., Management Consultants
To: Chairman, The London Symphony Orchestra
Re: Schubert’s Symphony No. 8 in B minor.
After attending a rehearsal of this work we make the following observations and recommendations:
We note that the twelve first violins were playing identical notes, as were the second violins. Three violins in each section, suitably amplified, would seem to us to be adequate.
Much unnecessary labour is involved in the number of demisemiquavers in this work; we suggest that many of these could be rounded up to the nearest semiquaver thus saving practice time for the individual player and rehearsal time for the entire ensemble. The simplification would also permit more use of trainee and less-skilled players with only marginal loss of precision.
We could find no productivity value in string passages being repeated by the horns; all tutti repeats could also be eliminated without any reduction of efficiency.
In so labour-intensive an undertaking as a symphony, we regard the long oboe tacet passages to be extremely wasteful. What notes this instrument is called upon to play could, subject to a satisfactory demarcation conference with the Musician’s Union, be shared out equitably amongst the other instruments.
Conclusion: if the above recommendations are implemented the piece under condsideration could be played through in less than half an hour with concomitant savings in overtime, lighting and heating, wear and tear on the instruments and hall rental fees.
Also, had the composer been aware of modern cost-effective procedures he might well have finished this work.
Farming to end – Annette Scott:
FARMING will have to shut down in Canterbury’s Selwyn district to meet national water quality standards for the region’s polluted Lake Ellesmere, Environment Canterbury has told the Government.
In a business case analysis provided to the Ministry for the Environment, ECan outlined significant fundamental change needed to bring the lake, one of New Zealand’s most polluted, into line.
“On the current basis to achieve Government freshwater outcomes as mandated it would mean taking all intensive agriculture, not just dairy, out of the play,” ECan councillor and Selwyn district farmer John Sunckell said. . .
MPI’s progress in the response to the cattle disease Mycoplasma bovis was the focus of a well-attended public meeting in Waimate last night.
Around 100 people turned out to hear MPI officials and a number of industry body partners outline the current surveillance and testing regime and timelines, the robustness of disease containment measures and the actions farmers can take to protect their farms.
There remains no change to the number of properties with confirmed positive test results for Mycoplasma bovis – 2 farms, both within the wider Van Leeuwen group of farms. . .
Beltex lambs hit the ground – Annette Scott:
THE first lamb has hit the ground marking the beginning of an exciting new meat breed for the New Zealand sheep industry.
And for the partners in the venture it was almost more exciting than getting grandchildren.
Beltex embryos imported from England were transferred to four-year-old Perendale ewes on Blair Gallagher’s Mid Canterbury foothills Rangiatea farm in March. . .
Demand for vets ‘unprecedented‘ – Yvonne O’Hara:
As the southern dairy industry improves after seasons of low payouts and on-farm cost-cutting, some of the region’s veterinarian practices are finding it difficult to fill staff vacancies, a trend that is reflected nationally.
They are also in competition with overseas recruiting agencies, which are eyeing New Zealand to fill their clients’ needs.
The increasing demand for both production and companion animal vet services as practices get busier, is a good indicator of how well the economy is doing, New Zealand Veterinary Association’s Veterinary Business Group chairwoman Debra Gates said. . .
Catchment group and iwi join forces – Nicole Sharp:
The Pourakino Catchment Group and local iwi are putting a game plan in place for increasing plantings and improving water quality in the catchment by working together.
The group hosted a field day at Oraka Aparima Runaka marae recently, talking about the nursery run by the marae and how the two groups would work together to grow and plant trees in the catchment.
The group saw itself as a driver of change in Southland, as one of the earliest formed catchment groups in the region. . .
Too wet to sow pick-your-own verges for Palmerston North grower – Jill Galloway:
A pick-your-own garden is running to crunch point to get some vegetables planted so they’re ready for the week before Christmas, when everybody wants fresh potatoes, peas and berries.
Neville Dickey from Delta Gardens near Palmerston North said he was feeling the pinch of continual wet weather after 34 years of vegetable growing and meeting the Christmas market.
The 12 hectare block was on river silt, gravel and sand, and would dry out soon if there was a break in the weather, he said.
“There are not many years that have we have seen so much rain. We have had rain on and off since September last year.” . .
Labour’s water tax policy holds a sting in its tail:
Farmers and horticulturalists face the prospect of resource consents if they want to make a shift in land use under a Labour government.
Buried in Labour’s water policy announcement was its intention to dump the National Policy Statement on Freshwater Management and replace it with a policy based on recommendations made by Environment Court judge David Sheppard in 2010.
Sheppard’s recommendation was any increase in farming intensity including more livestock, irrigation or fertiliser would no longer be permitted under the Resource Management Act unless a resource consent was obtained.
That suggestion was shelved by National when it instead opted for the policy statement on freshwater management now in play.
Federated Farmers water spokesman Chris Allen said he was surprised to learn about the resource consent provision in Labour’s policy, which had less profile than the water royalty charges mooted.
“But take that along with the water charges and they have just added another level of burden and cost on producing food in this country.
“It would seem the $18 cabbage will become more of a reality.”
He also challenged the costs the consent conditions would bring.
“This will require a significant increase in the number of people skilled to work in this area of consenting.
“Even here just in Canterbury right now we cannot get enough of those people, let alone throughout NZ.”
He said Labour’s water package taken in its entirety should have all New Zealanders concerned. . .
Water New Zealand has joined the critics of the policy:
. . . “It is only fair that some of the profits from the taking of water are returned to communities to help restore degraded water quality,” says Chief Executive John Pfahlert.
But it’s not fair that people who are already doing everything they can to protect and enhance waterways and in areas where there aren’t quality problems should pay for clean-ups elsewhere.
“In principle it acknowledges the value of water and its huge contribution to our economic security and way of life.”
He says he can understand why voters would be attracted to policies that include charging big commercial users such farmers who rely on irrigation and water bottling companies. But he believes a fairer approach would be to charge everybody who uses water.
“Why target farmers and water bottlers and not industrial and domestic users in order to ensure that water is used efficiently across all sectors?”
John Pfahlert says it is important that there is a consistent approach to any policy on water and water pricing and not a knee-jerk response to opinion polls.
He says although publicly appealing, this policy raises many difficult questions.
“Currently the Government’s view is that nobody owns water. This policy takes the view that everybody owns the water.
“This shift in ownership status would raise questions of the rights of Maoridom who could legitimately claim a share of ownership under the Treaty of Waitangi.”
John Pfahlert says there are also questions around the mechanisms that would be used to impose a charge on water consent holders and irrigators.
“It would probably mean there would need to be retrospective legislation and this would raise many fish hooks for farmers and for the government.”
Massey University agribusiness expert Dr Jame Lockhart says the policy is the wrong solution to the wrong problem:
Dr Lockhart says the policy has been borne out of unsustainable growth by the dairy industry and foreign-owned bottling plants exporting water at no cost and creating little, if any, benefit to New Zealand.
“There is no doubt that some of our waterways have degraded with the intensification of land use,” he says. “This is due to many things – water extraction for irrigation, reducing flow levels, is only one. But if these are the problems that Labour is trying to solve, then the policy cabinet is full of tried and true methods to rectify them.”
He says the impact on farmers will be immense, especially those in regions where water supply is at risk, including the Heretaunga Plains, Marlborough, Nelson, Canterbury in particular and North and Central Otago.
“If this tax, and it is a tax, is at the levels being mooted, there could be as much as $500-600 billion to be paid by irrigation users, including vegetable growers, vineyards, and orchardists. Agriculture and horticulture is being asked to bear the entire burden for the nation’s water use and the degradation of its waterways.” . . .
The policy also raises questions over property rights and Treaty claims.
“Due to the abundance of water in New Zealand, we have not assigned value to it in the way we should. That means New Zealand has built an agricultural and horticultural sector around water being free, while the volumes used are regulated to some extent, all the costs to date are around access and application, such as storage, pumping and distribution.
“So, if a business has its own harvesting and storage, does it pay the same royalty as a business that takes artesian groundwater or surface water? At that point some fundamental property rights are being removed from those who have invested in their own systems.”
He says the thorny issue of who owns water in New Zealand has, until now, been something that successive governments have tried to avoid.
“Who owns water in New Zealand? Right now, Labour is saying that if they become government they do. At that point, water ownership becomes highly contestable and immediately opens the door for another round of Treaty claims.”
There are also anomalies in the policy, Dr Lockhart says, including during periods of drought.
“Labour appears to be offering some leniency during drought events so when water has the most value to the agricultural and horticultural sectors, and the environmental consequences are greatest, the tax will be either lowered or removed completely. That shows it is not an environmental issue they are trying to solve at all.
“Labour is boldly going where no government has gone before – but this is looking largely punitive as opposed to being a deliberate effort to restore the quality of our waterways.
“The policy simply has not been thought through as anything other than a vote gathering exercise. Our tax system should not be built on the principle that someone has to do worse for you to do better.”
This is echoed by the Taxpayers’ Union:
Labour’s Water Tax policy is quickly becoming the laughing stock of public policy circles with parallels being made to its infamous 2014 NZ Power policy – which, ironically, saw the very industry which escapes the Water Tax whacked with an economic gorilla.
Jordan Williams, Executive Director of the Taxpayers’ Union says, “Three week’s ago, if Andrew Little got up and announced a new water tax, but couldn’t answer how much it is, he’d have been laughed off the stage”.
“How can Labour credibly protest against industry claims that cabbages will cost $18 and grocery bills will sky-rocket when they can’t put a single number next to their policy?”
“As much as NZ Power was laughed at, at least David Cunliffe had some numbers.”
Minister for Primary Industries said the policy is like sending farmers a blank invoice.
Labour has little understanding of farming and very few MPs outside Auckland and Wellington.
Perhaps that’s why they haven’t joined the dots between the profitability of farming and those who service and supply the industry, nor between the costs of food production and the cost of food.
Saturday’s soapbox is yours to use as you will – within the bounds of decency and absence of defamation. You’re welcome to look back or forward, discuss issues of the moment, to pontificate, ponder or point us to something of interest, to educate, elucidate or entertain, amuse, bemuse or simply muse, but not abuse.
Without mentioning your age, what is something you did in your childhood that kids today wouldn’t even understand?
30 BC Cleopatra VII Philopator, the last ruler of the Egyptian Ptolemaic dynasty, committed suicide allegedly by means of an asp bite.
1099 First Crusade: Battle of Ascalon – Crusaders under the command of Godfrey of Bouillon defeated Fatimid forces under Al-Afdal Shahanshah.
1121 Battle of Didgori: the Georgian army under King David the Builder won a decisive victory over the famous Seljuk commander Ilghazi.
1281 The fleet of Qubilai Khan was destroyed by a typhoon while approaching Japan.
1323 Treaty of Nöteborg between Sweden and Novgorod (Russia) regulated the border for the first time.
1332 Wars of Scottish Independence: Battle of Dupplin Moor – Scots under Domhnall II, Earl of Mar were routed by Edward Balliol.
1480 Battle of Otranto – Ottoman troops behead 800 Christians for refusing to convert to Islam.
1499 First engagement of the Battle of Zonchio between Venetian and Ottoman fleets.
1676 Praying Indian John Alderman shot and killed Metacomet the Wampanoag war chief, ending King Philip’s War.
1687 Charles of Lorraine defeated the Ottomans at the Battle of Mohács.
1806 Santiago de Liniers re-took the city of Buenos Aires after the first British invasion.
1816 – New Zealand’s first school opened beside missionary Thomas Kendall’s house in the Church Missionary Society (Anglican) settlement at Hohi (Oihi) in the Bay of Islands.
1851 Isaac Singer was granted a patent for his sewing machine.
1859 Katharine Lee Bates, American poet, was born (d. 1929).
1877 Asaph Hall discovered Deimos.
1881 Cecil B. DeMille, American film director, was born (d. 1959).
1883 The last quagga died at the Artis Magistra zoo in Amsterdam.
1886 Sir Keith Murdoch, Australian journalist and newspaper owner, was born (d. 1952).
1889 Zerna Sharp, American writer and educator (Dick and Jane), was born (d. 1981).
1895 Minnie Dean became the first (and only) woman to be hanged by law in New Zealand.
1898 Armistice ended the Spanish-American War.
1898 The Hawaiian flag was lowered from Iolani Palace in an elaborate annexation ceremony and replaced with the American flag to signify the transfer of sovereignty from the Republic of Hawai`i to the United States.
1911 Cantinflas, Mexican actor, was born (d. 1993).
1914 World War I– Britain declared war on Austria-Hungary.
1918 Guy Gibson, British aviator, awarded Victoria Cross, was born (d. 1944).
1925 Norris McWhirter, Scottish co-founder of the Guinness Book of Records, was born (d. 2004).
1925 Ross McWhirter, Scottish co-founder of the Guinness Book of Records, was born (d. 1975).
1932 Queen Sirikit, Queen of Thailand, was born.
1943 Alleged date of the first Philadelphia Experiment test on United States Navy ship USS Eldridge.
1944 Waffen SS troops massacred 560 people in Sant’Anna di Stazzema.
1944 Alençon was liberated by General Leclerc, the first city in France to be liberated from the Nazis by French forces.
1948 – Sue Monk Kidd, American nurse, author, and educator, was born.
1949 – Mark Knopfler, English singer-songwriter and guitarist (Dire Straits), was born.
1952 The Night of the Murdered Poets – thirteen most prominent Jewish intellectuals were murdered in Moscow.
1953 The Soviet atomic bomb project continued with the detonation ofJoe 4, the first Soviet thermonuclear weapon.
1953 The islands of Zakynthos and Kefalonia in Greece were severely damaged by an earthquake measuring 7.3 on the richter scale.
1954 – François Hollande, French lawyer and politician, 24th President of France, was born.
1960 Echo I, the first communications satellite, launched.
1961 Roy Hay, British guitarist and keyboardist (Culture Club), was born.
1961 Mark Priest, New Zealand cricketer, was born.
1964 South Africa was banned from the Olympic Games due to the country’s racist policies.
1964 – Charlie Wilson, one of the Great Train Robbers escaped from Winson Green Prison.
1969 Violence erupted after the Apprentice Boys of Derry march resulting in a three-day communal riot – the Battle of the Bogside.
1973 Richard Reid, British Islamist terrorist (the “Shoe Bomber”), was born.
1975 John Walker broke the world mile record, becoming became history’s first sub-3:50 miler.
1976 Between 1,000-3,500 Palestinians killed in the Tel al-Zaatar massacre, one of the bloodiest events of the Lebanese Civil War.
1977 The first free flight of the Space Shuttle Enterprise.
1977 Start of Sri Lankan riots of 1977, targeting the minority Sri Lankan Tamil people – over 300 Tamils were killed.
1980 Signature of the Montevideo Treaty establishing the Latin American Integration Association.
1982 Mexico announced it was unable to pay its enormous external debt, marking the beginning of a debt crisis that spread to all of Latin America and the Third World.
1985 Japan Airlines Flight 123 crashed into Osutaka ridge in Japan, killing 520, to become the worst single-plane air disaster.
1992 Canada, Mexico, and the United States announced completion of negotiations for the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA).
2005 Sri Lanka’s foreign minister, Lakshman Kadirgamar, was fatally shot by an LTTE sniper at his home.
2015 – At least two massive explosions killed 145 people and injured nearly 800 in Tianjin, China.
Sourced from NZ History Online & Wikipedia