A farmer was milking her cow.
She was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling her head.
Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow’s ear.
The farmer kept on milking until, with the last squeeze the bug squirted out into the bucket.
She took the bucket inside and gave it to her husband.
He peered at it and said, “Do you know there’s a bug floating in the milk?”
“Yes,” his wife replied, “it went in one ear and out the udder. “