Saturday’s smiles

Why does moisture destroy leather?  When it’s raining, cows don’t go up to the farmhouse yelling, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! We’re going to ruin the whole outfit here!”

Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, nine tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation.

Red sky at night, shepherds delight. Blue sky at night, day.

Never mind cats and dogs, this week it’s been raining chickens and ducks  –  really fowl weather.

A friend did her pilot’s exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow. She passed with flying colours.

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