Cockamamie – ridiculous, incredible or implausible; ludicrous; nonsensical; trifling; nearly valueless; a paper transfer.
If you have trouble getting your children’s attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
Nature and nurture: everyone believes in them until their children do something wrong.
When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.
My mother said that if I don’t get off my computer and do my homework she’ll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she’s jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnaty.
The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it.
Nepotism is when the corporate ladder is built from the lumber of your family tree.
Foodstuffs has put an SOS out to lolly makers to save some of New Zealand’s favorite sweet treats:
Like most New Zealanders, we are gutted at the prospect that the days are numbered for our iconic Jaffas, Pineapple Lumps, Buzz Bars, and Pinky Bars. Foodstuffs, the owner of PAK’nSAVE, New World, and Four Square, is a proud New Zealand company, and like the rest of the country we grew up with these Kiwi favourites. Reading today’s news that time is fast running out to save these favourite treats gave us a brilliant idea.
If you think you have what it takes to help us save them for New Zealand, we’ll get right behind you. We’ll work with you to help you get set up to sell to us, cram our shelves with them, and we’ll then help promote them to the millions of New Zealanders and visitors to this fine country who come through our doors each week. We’ll work up a sweat like nothing you’ve ever seen, unless it was on the ABs’ foreheads in an international test match, or the Silver Ferns as they race around the court against the Aussies, or our heroes in Bermuda as they race from side to side on that insanely scary boat.
So, if you’re sitting on the fence. Get off it now. Be a saviour. Give us a call. And let’s work together to rescue these awesome treats. . .
This concern for these treats results from the closure of Cadbury’s factory for n Dunedin.
But there’s no need to worry about pineapple lumps. Oamaru’s Rainbow Confectionary still makes pineapple chunks under the original Regina label.
When Charles Diver invented this recipe for Regina well over half a century ago, he didn’t intend to create little chunks of Kiwiana. He was just doing what Kiwis do best – innovating.
In true Kiwiana spirit we still use his original recipe with a wee tinkle to make it free from artificial flavoursand colours. The original –SO GOOD!
Pineapple chunks preceded pineapple lumps and with confidence born of parochialism I can attest the chunks trump the lumps.
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A healthy attitude is contagious but don’t wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier. – Tom Stoppard.
350 – Roman usurper Nepotianus, of the Constantinian dynasty, proclaimed himself Roman Emperor.
1140 French scholar Peter Abelard was found guilty of heresy.
1326 Treaty of Novgorod delineated borders between Russia and Norway in Finnmark.
1539 Hernado de Soto claimed Florida for Spain.
1608 Samuel de Champlain completed his third voyage to New France at Tadoussac, Quebec.
1620 Construction of the oldest stone church in French North America, Notre-Dame-des-Anges, began in Quebec City.
1621 The Dutch West India Company received a charter for New Netherlands.
1658 Pope Alexander VII appointed François de Laval vicar apostolic in New France.
1659 David Gregory, Scottish astronomer and mathematician, was born (d. 1708).
1665 James Stuart, Duke of York (later to become King James II of England) defeated the Dutch Fleet off the coast of Lowestoft.
1770 Mission San Carlos Borromeo de Carmelo was founded in Carmel-by-the-Sea, California.
1726 James Hutton, Scottish geologist, was born (d. 1797).
1800 U.S. President John Adams took up residence in Washington, D.C. (in a tavern because the White House was not yet completed).
1808 Jefferson Davis, American politician and President of the Confederate States of America was born (d. 1889).
1861 Battle of Philippi (also called the Philippi Races) – Union forces routed Confederate troops in Barbour County, Virginia in first land battle of the War.
1864 American Civil War: Battle of Cold Harbor – Union forces attacked Confederate troops in Hanover County, Virginia.
1865 George V was born (d. 1936).
1866 The Fenians were driven out of Fort Erie, Ontario, into the United States.
1885 In the last military engagement fought on Canadian soil Cree leaderBig Bear escaped the North West Mounted Police.
1888 – The poem “Casey at the Bat“, by Ernest Lawrence Thayer, was published in the San Francisco Examiner.
1889 The coast to coast Canadian Pacific Railway was completed.
1889 The first long-distance electric power transmission line in the United States was completed, running 14 miles between a generator at Willamette Falls and downtown Portland, Oregon.
1916 The Reserve Officer Training Corp, ROTC , was established by the U.S. Congress.
1916 – The National Defense Act was signed into law, increasing the size of the United States National Guard by 450,000 men.
1921 Forbes Carlile, Australian Olympic swimmer and coach, was born.
1924 Jimmy Rogers, American blues guitarist, was born (d. 1997).
1935 One thousand unemployed Canadian workers boarded freight cars in Vancouver, beginning a protest trek to Ottawa, Ontario.
1936 Sir Colin “Pine Tree” Meads, farmer and former All Black, was born.
1940 – World War II: The Battle of Dunkirk ended with a German victory and Allied forces in full retreat.
1941 – The first women entered police training in New Zealand.
1947 Mickey Finn, British guitarist and percussionist (T.Rex), was born (d. 2003).
1950 Suzi Quatro, American musician and actress, was born.
1956 British Railways renamed ‘Third Class’ passenger facilities as ‘Second Class’ (Second Class facilities had been abolished in 1875, leaving just First Class and Third Class).
1962 Susannah Constantine, British fashion guru, was born.
1962 An Air France Boeing 707 charter, Chateau de Sully crashed after an aborted takeoff from Paris, killing 130.
1963 The Buddhist crisis: Soldiers of the Army of the Republic of Vietnam attacked protesting Buddhists in Huế, with liquid chemicals from tear gas grenades, causing 67 people to be hospitalised for blistering of the skin and respiratory ailments.
1963 A Northwest Airlines DC-7 crashed in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of British Columbia, killing 101.
1969 Melbourne-Evans collision: Off the coast of South Vietnam, the Australian aircraft carrier HMAS Melbourne cut the U.S. Navy destroyer USS Frank E. Evans in half.
1973 A Soviet supersonic Tupolev Tu-144 crashed near Goussainville killing 14, the first crash of a supersonic passenger aircraft.
1979 A blowout at the Ixtoc I oil well in the southern Gulf of Mexico caused at least 600,000 tons (176,400,000 gallons) of oil to be spilled into the waters.
1982 The Israeli ambassador to the United Kingdom, Shlomo Argov, was shot on a London street. He survived but was permanently paralysed.
1989 The government of China sent troops to force protesters out ofTiananmen Square after seven weeks of occupation.
1989 SkyDome was officially opened in Toronto.
1991 Mount Unzen erupted in Kyūshū, Japan, killing 43 people, all of them either researchers or journalists.
1992 Aboriginal Land Rights were granted in Australia in Mabo v Queensland (1988), a case brought about by Eddie Mabo.
1998 Eschede train disaster: an ICE high speed train derailed in Lower Saxony causing 101 deaths.
2006 The union of Serbia and Montenegro ended with Montenegro’s formal declaration of independence.
2007 USS Carter Hall engaged pirates after they boarded the Danish ship Danica White off the coast of Somalia.
2012 – A Dana Air McDonnell Douglas MD-83 crashed into a residential neighborhood in Lagos, Nigeria, killing 163 people.
2013 – At least 120 people were killed in a fire at a poultry plant in Northeast China.
2013 – The trial of United States Army private Bradley Manning for leaking classified material to WikiLeaks began in Fort Meade, Maryland.
Sourced from NZ History Online & Wikipedia