A couple of hunters from Prague were out hunting when an enormous bear appeared and in a single gulp devoured one of the hunters.
Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly.
The other hunter ran back to town and organized a rescue party which headed back to the woods armed with torches, guns, spears and any other weapon they could lay their hands on.
Soon they spotted two bears on the horizon and everybody started shooting at the closest one.
“No, not that one,” shouted the surviving hunter, “That’s the female.”
“The Czech is in the male.”