Dontopedalogy – the talent for or science of putting one’s foot in one’s mouth.
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. Her search ended when she found a dog that could
walk on water to retrieve a duck.
She was excited by her find though she was worried none of her friends would ever believe her.
She decided to say nothing but show the dog in action to a friend, the eternal pessimist who refused to be impressed with anything. This, surely, would impress him.
She invited him to opening morning of duck shooting with her and her new dog.
They arrived at their maimai before dawn, waited and just as the sun was beginning to rise, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell.
The dog responded and jumped into the water, didn’t sink but walked across the surface to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet.
This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the pond to retrieve it.
The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but said nothing.
On the drive home the shooter asked her friend, “Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?”
“I sure did,” responded the pessimist. “He can’t swim.”
But the difference between a good film and real life is that in real life there’s the next day, the next year, the next lifetime to contemplate the ruinous consequences of easy applause. – Tony Blair who celebrates his 64th birthday today.
Saturday’s soapbox is yours to use as you will – within the bounds of decency and absence of defamation. You’re welcome to look back or forward, discuss issues of the moment, to pontificate, ponder or point us to something of interest, to educate, elucidate or entertain, amuse, bemuse or simply muse, but not abuse.
Don’t quack like a duck, soar like an eagle. – Ken Blanchard
1536 King Henry VIII ordered English language Bibles be placed in every church.
1542 Francis Xavier reached Old Goa, the capital of Portuguese India at the time.
1682 Louis XIV moved his court to Versailles.
1757 Battle of Prague – A Prussian army fought an Austrian army in Prague during the Seven Years’ War.
1758 Maximilien Robespierre, French Revolutionary was born (d. 1794).
1816 The American Bible Society was founded.
1840 The Penny Black postage stamp beccame valid for use in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.
1856 Sigmund Freud, Austrian psychiatrist, was born (d. 1939).
1856 Robert Peary, American explorer, was born (d. 1920).
1857 The British East India Company disbanded the 34th Regiment of Bengal Native Infantry whose sepoy Mangal Pandey had earlier revolted against the British and is considered to be the First Martyr in the War of India’s Independence.
1860 Giuseppe Garibaldi’s Mille expedition sets sail from Genoa to the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies.
1861 Motilal Nehru, Indian freedom fighter, was born (d. 1931).
1861 American Civil War: Richmond, Virginia was declared the new capital of the Confederate States of America.
1863 American Civil War: The Battle of Chancellorsville ended with the defeat of the Army of the Potomac by Confederate troops.
1877 Chief Crazy Horse of the Oglala Sioux surrendered to United States troops in Nebraska.
1880 – Winifred Brunton, English-South African painter and illustrator, was born (d. 1959).
1882 Thomas Henry Burke and Lord Frederick Cavendish were stabbed and killed during the Phoenix Park Murders in Dublin.
1882 The United States Congress passed the Chinese Exclusion Act.
1889 The Eiffel Tower was officially opened to the public at the Universal Exposition.
1895 Rudolph Valentino, Italian actor, was born (d. 1926).
1904 Moshe Feldenkrais, Ukrainian-born founder of the Feldenkrais method, was born (d. 1984).
1910 George V beccame King of the United Kingdom upon the death of his father, Edward VII.
1915 Orson Welles, American film director and actor, was born (d. 1985).
1920 Kamisese Mara, 1st Prime Minister of Fiji and President of Fiji, was born (d. 2004).
1935 New Deal: Executive Order 7034 created the Works Progress Administration.
1935 The first flight of the Curtiss P-36 Hawk.
1941 The first flight of the Republic P-47 Thunderbolt.
1942 World War II: On Corregidor, the last American forces in the Philippines surrendered to the Japanese.
1945 World War II: Axis Sally delivered her last propaganda broadcast to Allied troops.
1945 Bob Seger, American singer/songwriter, was born.
1945 – World War II: The Prague Offensive, the last major battle of the Eastern Front, began.
1947 –Alan Dale, New Zealand actor, was born.
1953 Tony Blair, former British Prime Minister, was born.
1954 Roger Bannister became the first person to run the mile in under four minutes.
1962 St. Martín de Porres was canonized by Pope John XXIII.
1966 Myra Hindley and Ian Brady were sentenced to life imprisonment for the Moors Murders in England.
1976 An earthquake struck Friuli, causing 989 deaths and the destruction of entire villages.
1981 A jury of architects and sculptors unanimously selected Maya Ying Lin’s design for the Vietnam Veterans Memorial from 1,421 other entries.
1983 – Ingrid Jonach, Australian author, was born.
1983 The Hitler diaries were revealed as a hoax after examination by experts.
1984 – 103 Korean Martyrs were canonized by Pope John Paul II in Seoul.
1989 Cedar Point opened Magnum XL-200, the first roller coaster to break the 200 ft height barrier.
1994 Queen Elizabeth II and French President François Mitterrand officiated at the opening of the Channel Tunnel.
1994 – Former Arkansas state worker Paula Jones filed suit against President Bill Clinton, alleging that he had sexually harassed her in 1991.
1997 The Bank of England was given independence from political control, the most significant change in the bank’s 300-year history..
2001 During a trip to Syria, Pope John Paul II became the first pope to enter a mosque.
2002 Dutch politician Pim Fortuyn was assassinated by an animal rights activist.
2008 Chaiten Volcano erupted in Chile, forcing the evacuation of more than 4,500 people.
2014 – Six people were injured in a knife attack at a Chinese train station in Guangzhou.
Sourced from NZ History Online & Wikipedia