Saturday’s smiles

A survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like Chocolate. The tenth lies.

A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.

Anything is good and useful if it’s made of chocolate.

What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.

Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.

Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.

There’s one thing better than a good friend, a good friend with chocolate.

After a bar of chocolate one can forgive anybody, even one’s relatives.

The bank of friendship cannot exist for long without deposits of chocolate.

There are only three things in life that matter – good friends, good chocolate and more of both.

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.

Once you consume chocolate, chocolate will consume you.

Too much of a good thing is simply wonderful if it’s chocolate.

A little too much chocolate is just about right.

The three best pleasures in life are scratching, sneezing and eating chocolate.

Chocolate doesn’t make the world go ’round, but it sure does make the trip more enjoyable.

The best things in life are chocolate.

Money talks. Chocolate sings!

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, but chocolate makes it worthwhile.

Chocolate is not a matter of life and death – it’s more important than that!

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant.

Dip it in chocolate; it’ll be fine.

If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.

If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can’t eat all your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?

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