Dag – a lock of wool matted with dung hanging from the hindquarters of a sheep; a hanging end or shred; to cut dags from; a staid or socially inept person; an untidy or dirty-looking person; an entertainingly eccentric person; a character.
“He laughed at the way we talked, but it was a laughter without jeers.
Clarke had the true comic’s gift of being able to show what was funny about New Zealanders but in a way which, somehow, celebrated rather than sneered at it.
There was always a sense of heart, a generosity of spirit, as he laughed – or rather, as he showed us what was funny.” so true and so sad that I can’ think of anyone in NZ who does that now.
The late, great John Clarke/Fred Dagg on the meaning of life. An excerpt therefrom.
“Of course, in the 20th century, we have produced a fair array of theories about what life’s actually about and probably the existentialists take the buttered confection for getting closest to thinking they had it all worked out. They used to hang about in the Paris area, which is in what we used to call Gaul, and talk about how terrible life was and how they didn’t know if they’d really get to the weekend. They reckoned life was a pretty dreadful business and was filled with a thing called ennui.
“Now, ennui is a terrible thing, and seems to have roughly the same effect as terminal boredom. Ennui actually is a French word meaning Henry. And the story goes that once you get a touch of the Henry’s, it’s all downhill and the only way…
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Born in Palmerston North, he studied at Victoria University before heading to London, where he gained a break through with a part in the 1972 Barry Humphries comedy The Adventures of Barry McKenzie.
Clarke came home a year later, and was in the cast of New Zealand’s first sitcom, the student-flat comedy Buck House.
By then, Clarke had already pioneered his iconic character Fred Dagg in short TV sketches and a Country Calendar ‘spoof’ edition. . .
Clarke moved to Australia where he continued to delight audiences as a writer and satirist.
For 25 years he and
Brian Bryan Dawe poked the borax at politicians in Clarke and Dawe.
If only supermarket shopping could be this entertaining:
Taste is tops – Neal Wallace:
ONE of the biggest consumer taste tests ever has revealed the eating quality of New Zealand lamb is consistently high with very little variation.
The finding followed more than 3200 consumer taste tests in NZ and the United States last year and showed factors such as breed, gender, pasture, growth rates, fat cover, marbling, confirmation and locality had a minor effect on eating quality.
The research was part of a FarmIQ Primary Growth Partnership programme in conjunction with Silver Fern Farms, the Ministry for Primary Industries and Landcorp. . .
Sound science needed in policy making – Mark Ross:
New Zealand’s strong export focus is unusual because our GDP relies heavily on our primary industries and export markets.
Revenue from these exports is estimated at $36.7 billion this year, but is at risk from unsubstantiated, over-hyped nonsensical claims.
The products we use to protect our animals and crops from pests and diseases have never been more thoroughly tested and screened to ensure product safety. But pseudo-science puts NZ farmers and growers’ chances of being world leaders in productivity at risk. Pseudo-science is beliefs or statements not backed by scientific evidence. Its promoters frequently play on people’s fears and cause needless confusion. . .
Farmers are getting a push to use the “masses of science” available in New Zealand to improve their profitability.
Confusion exists about the key focus needed to increase farm profitability, says high profile farm veterinarian and consultant Trevor Cook.
The key point is how much product we produce per hectare, he says. And though body condition score and feed allocation are also key performance indicators, they alone are not the drivers of profit. . .
Planting good for soldiers, farming – Nigel Malthus:
Even Canterbury’s arable farmers would benefit from the increased biodiversity offered by native reforestation, claims the man leading the largest dryland reforestation effort on the plains.
Tai Tapu native plant nurseryman and consultant Stephen Brailsford is managing the replacement of exotic trees at Burnham Military Camp. The project, three years on, has seen up to 45,000 natives planted.
Sparked by wind storm damage in September 2013, the project is to replace most of the camp’s exotic trees with the kind of native bush originally standing on the Canterbury Plains’ dry soils. . .
Dairy wants to play its part – Stephen Bell:
Fonterra recognises dairy is a big contributor to greenhouse gas emissions and wants to do something about it, environment manager Francesca Eggleton says.
The industry faced a potentially extremely large liability.
Dairy produced gases from cows, effluent, fertiliser, deforestation to produce palm kernel, energy use and transport.
Of the gases produced 85% were created onfarm, 10% from processing site and 5% from distribution.
On September 9th 2016, His Royal Highness The Prince of Wales as Patron of the Campaign for Wool in association with M&S, hosted the historic Dumfries House Wool Conference in Scotland.
The conference brought together 250 leading members of the wool industry supply chain, from farm to store, to discuss the current challenges facing wool and how its further use can benefit the planet as a whole.
In his address to the conference, The Prince of Wales officially endorsed the Dumfries House Declaration.This is a ten-point declaration of intent to support an environmentally responsible, sustainable, and commercially viable wool industry. . .
You cannot warm the hearts of people with God’s love if they have an empty stomach and cold feet. – William Booth who was born on this day in 1829.
879 Louis III became King of the Western Franks.
1407 The lama Deshin Shekpa visited the Ming Dynasty capital at Nanjing where he was awarded with the title Great Treasure Prince of Dharma.
1500 Ludovico Sforza was captured by the Swiss troops at Novara and handed over to the French.
1710 The first law regulating copyright was issued in Great Britain.
1741 War of the Austrian Succession: Prussia defeated Austria in theBattle of Mollwitz.
1794 Matthew C. Perry, American commodore, was born (d. 1858).
1815 The Mount Tambora volcano begins its peak eruption period that lasted until July 15.
1816 The United States Government approved the creation of the Second Bank of the United States.
1821 Patriarch Gregory V of Constantinople was hanged by the Turks from the main gate of the Patriarchate and his body was thrown into the Bosphorus.
1826 The 10,500 inhabitants of the Greek town Messolonghi start leaving the town after a year’s siege by Turkish forces. Very few of them survive.
1829 William Booth, English founder of the Salvation Army, was born (d. 1912).
1847 Joseph Pulitzer, American journalist and publisher, was born (d. 1911).
1858 The original Big Ben, a 14.5 tonne bell for the Palace of Westminster was cast in Stockton-on-Tees by Warner’s of Cripplegate. It cracked during testing and was recast into the 13.76 tonne bell by Whitechapel Bell Foundry and is still in use to date.
1864 Archduke Maximilian of Habsburg was elected emperor of Mexico.
1865 American Civil War: A day after his surrender to Union forces, Confederate General Robert E. Lee addressed his troops for the last time.
1866 The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals(ASPCA) wass founded in New York City by Henry Bergh.
1868 At Arogee in Abyssinia, British and Indian forces defeated an army of Emperor Theodore. While 700 Ethiopians were killed and many more injured, only two of the British/Indian troops died.
1874 The first Arbor Day was celebrated in Nebraska.
1912 The RMS Titanic left port in Southampton for her first and only voyage.
1916 The Professional Golfers Association of America (PGA) was created in New York City.
1919 Mexican Revolution leader Emiliano Zapata was ambushed and shot dead by government forces in Morelos.
1925 The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald was first published in New York City, by Charles Scribner’s Sons.
1932 Omar Sharif, Egyptian actor, was born.
1933 New Deal: The Civilian Conservation Corps was created.
1941 Paul Theroux, American author, was born.
1947 Bunny Wailer, Jamaican musician, was born.
1953 Warner Brothers premiered the first 3-D film, entitled House of Wax.
1959 Akihito, future Emperor of Japan, married Michiko.
1963 – 129 people died when the submarine USS Thresher sank at sea.
1968 The ferry Wahine sank with the loss of 52 lives (plus a 53rd victim who died in 1990 from injuries sustained in the wreck), this was New Zealand’s worst modern maritime disaster..
1971 Ping Pong Diplomacy: In an attempt to thaw relations with the United States, the People’s Republic of China hosted the U.S. table tennis team for a weeklong visit.
1972 Oberdan Sallustro was executed by communist guerrillas 20 days after he was kidnapped in Buenos Aires.
1973 – The NZ government postponed a Spingbok tour.
1975 – Matthew Phillips, New Zealand-Italian rugby player, was born.
1979 Red River Valley Tornado Outbreak: A tornado landed in Wichita Falls, Texas killing 42 people.
1987 Hayley Westenra, New Zealand soprano, was born.
1991 Italian ferry Moby Prince collided with an oil tanker in dense fog off Livorno, Italy killing 140.
1991 – A rare tropical storm developed in the Southern Hemisphere near Angola; the first to be documented by satellites.
1998 The Belfast Agreement was signed.
2007 Abortion was legalised in Portugal.
2016 – Paravur temple accident in which a devastating fire caused by explosion of firecrackers stored for Vishu, killed more than hundred people out of the thousands gathered for seventh day of Bhadrakali worship.\
2016 – 2016 Afghanistan earthquake, of 6.6 magnitude, 39 km west-southwest of Ashkasham, shook India, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Srinagar and Pakistan.
Sourced from NZ History Online & Wikipedia