Donald Trump has announced that now he’s President he’s going to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters…
So Trump can’t tweet them.
Donald Trump was asked if he knew any bible verses.
He replied, “Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Deport him and you don’t have to feed him again.”
I’m too scared to make a political joke in case It ends up being elected President.