The lingerie store was crowded with shoppers selecting Valentine’s Day gifts for their significant others.
A young businessman came to the cash register with a lacy black negligee.
The shop assistant noticed that the next customer, an elderly farmer, was holding a long flannel nightgown and kept glancing at the younger man’s sexier choice.
When it was his turn, the farmer placed the nightgown on the counter. The shop assistant said, “Are you happy with your choice or could I show you something else?”
“Would you have anything in black flannel?” he asked.