Fanfaronade – arrogant or boastful talk; bragging or blustering manner or behaviour; bravado; showy action; ostentatious display.
* Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.
* Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
* Law of the Kitchen – Any utensil dropped will be covered in mixture which will make the maximum mess.
* Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
* Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
* Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a puncture.
* Law of Quesues – The queue you are in will be the slowest until you move to another which will then slow down while the one you were in speeds up.
* Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
* Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
* Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will
* Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
* Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
* Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
* Murphy’s Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
* Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.
* Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
* Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
* Brown’s Law: If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.
* Oliver’s Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
* Wilson’s Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
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1677 Johann Ludwig Bach, German composer, was born (d. 1731).
1789 George Washington was unanimously elected as the first President of the United States by the U.S. Electoral College.
1792 George Washington was unanimously elected to a second term as President of the United States by the U.S. Electoral College.
1794 The French legislature abolished slavery throughout all territories of the French Republic.
1859 The Codex Sinaiticus was discovered in Egypt.
1902 Charles Lindbergh, American pilot, was born (d. 1974).
1905 Hylda Baker, English comedy actress, was born (d. 1986).
1913 Rosa Parks, American civil rights activist was, born (d. 2005).
1915 – Ray Evans, American songwriter with Jay Livingston, was born.
1915 – Norman Wisdom, English actor and comedian, was born (d. 2007).
1921 – Betty Friedan, American feminist, was born (d. 2006).
1936 Radium became the first radioactive element to be made synthetically.
1941 The United Service Organization (USO) was created to entertain American troops.
1941 – John Steel, British musician (The Animals), was born.
1945 World War II: The Yalta Conference began.
1947 Dan Quayle, 44th Vice President of the United States, was born.
1948 Alice Cooper, American musician, was born.
1952 – Dame Jenny Shipley, New Zealand’s first female Prime Minister, was born.
1957 The first nuclear-powered submarine, the USS Nautilus (SSN-571), logged its 60,000th nautical mile, matching the endurance of the fictionalNautilus described in Jules Verne‘s novel “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea”.
1967 Lunar Orbiter 3 lifted off from Cape Canaveral’s Launch Complex 13 on its mission to identify possible landing sites for the Surveyor and Apollo spacecraft.
1975 American Lynne Cox became the first woman to swim Cook Straitwhen she swam from the North Island to the South in a time of 12 hours 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
1975 Haicheng earthquake (magnitude 7.3 on the Richter scale) occurs in Haicheng, Liaoning, China.
1976 In Guatemala and Honduras an earthquake killed more than 22,000.
1985 The New Zealand Labour government refused the USS Buchananentry to the country on the grounds that the United States would neither confirm nor deny that the ship had nuclear capability.
1992 A Coup d’état led by Hugo Chávez Frías, against Venezuelan President Carlos Andrés Pérez.
1996 Major snowstorm paralysed Midwestern United States, Milwaukee, Wisconsin tied all-time record low temperature at -26°F (-32.2°C)
1997 Two Israeli Sikorsky CH-53 troop-transport helicopters collided in mid-air over northern Galilee, Israel killing 73.
1997 Serbian President Slobodan Milošević recognised opposition victories in the November 1996 elections.
1998 An earthquake measuring 6.1 on the Richter Scale in northeast Afghanistan killed more than 5,000.
1999 Unarmed West African immigrant Amadou Diallo was shot dead by four plainclothes New York City police officers on an urelated stake-out, inflaming race-relations in the city.
1999 The New Carissa ran aground near Coos Bay, Oregon.
2006 A stampede occured in the ULTRA Stadium near Manila killing 71.
2008 – The London Low Emission Zone (LEZ) scheme began to operate.
2010 – The Federal Court of Australia’s ruling in Roadshow Films v iiNetset a precedent that Internet service providers (ISPs) were not responsible for what their users do with the services the ISPs provide them.
2015 – A TransAsia Airways aircraft with 58 people on board, en route from the Taiwanese capital Taipei to Kinmen, crashed into the Keelung River just after take-off, killing at least 31 people.
Sourced from NZ History Online & Wikipedia.