Nefelibata – a cloud walker; one who lives in the cloud of their own imagination or dreams; someone who does not abide by the precepts of society, literature, or art; an unconventional, unorthodox person.
An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog speaks up again and says, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”
The engineer takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and returns it to the pocket. The frog then cries out, “If you kiss me and turn me back, I’ll do whatever you say!”
Again the engineer takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asks, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you for a month and do whatever you say. What more do you want?”
The engineer says, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool!”
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It’s very easy for people to take sides when they know only one of them.
1131 – Canute Lavard was murdered at Haraldsted, Denmark by his cousin Magnus, which led to the civil war in Denmark (1131–34).
1325 – Alfonso IV became King of Portugal.
1558 – France took Calais, the last continental possession of England.
1782 The first American commercial bank, the Bank of North America, opened.
1827 Sir Sandford Fleming, Canadian engineer; introduced Universal Standard Time, was born (d. 1915).
1832 – James Munro, Scottish-Australian publisher and politician; 15th Premier of Victoria was born (d. 1908).
1894 W.K. Dickson received a patent for motion picture film.
1895 – Sir Hudson Fysh, Australian aviator and co-founder of QANTAS, was born (d. 1974).
1912 – Charles Addams, American cartoonist, was born (d. 1988).
1925 – Gerald Durrell, British naturalist , was born (d. 1995).
1927 The first transatlantic telephone call was made – from New York to London.
1931 Australian Guy Menzies completed the first Trans-Tasman flightwhen he flew from Sydneyand crash-landed in a swamp at Harihari on the West Coast.
1943 Sir Richard Armstrong, British conductor, was born.
1948 Kenny Loggins, American singer, was born.
1951 Helen Worth, British actress, was born.
1953 President Harry Truman announced that the United States had developed the hydrogen bomb.
1960 The Polaris missile was test launched.
1968 Surveyor 7, the final spacecraft in the Surveyor series, lifted off from launch complex 36A, Cape Canaveral.
1980 President Jimmy Carter authorised legislation giving $1.5 billion in loans to bail out the Chrysler Corporation.
1999The impeachment of President Bill Clinton started.
2010 – – Muslim gunmen in Egypt opened fire on a crowd of Coptic Christians leaving church after celebrating a midnight Christmas mass, killing eight of them as well as one Muslim bystander.
2012 – A hot air balloon crashed near Carterton, New Zealand, killing all 11 people on board.
2015 – Two gunmen committed a mass shooting at the offices of Charlie Hebdo in Paris, killing twelve people and injuring another eleven.
2015 – A car bomb exploded outside a police college in the Yemeni capital Sana’a with at least 38 people reported dead and more than 63 injured.
Sourced from NZ History Online & Wikipedia.