Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. – Sir Noel Coward who was born on this day in 1899.
He also said:
It’s discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.