A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
How is it we produce citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won’t cross the street to vote?
I am wary of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
Political opponents are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than for their well-being.
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it. —Mark Twain
Statesmen/women tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
Nobody can fix the economy. Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button. Nobody’s perfect. Vote for Nobody.