Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley who was born on this day in 1889.
He also said:
Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author’s soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted.
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.