English is a difficult language. It can be grasped through tough, thorough, thought, though.
What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
I’ll never date an apostrophe again, they’re always too possessive.
No, to whom.
Grammar is the difference between knowing your s**t and knowing you’re s**t.
A teacher asked me to name two pronouns. I said, “Who? Me?”
I was asked to judge a debate in the prison library. It was full of prose and cons.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Every time someone types “to funny” I imagine them, fist in the air leading adventurers on a quest to find funny.
What do you say to comfort a grammarian? “There, their, they’re.”