If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work. – Ogden Nash who was born on this day in 1902.
He also said:
I have an idea that the phrase ‘weaker sex’ was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I’ll never see a tree at all.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?