Saturday’s smiles

A farmer had noticed one of her staff had got into the habit of arriving late.

“It’s a strange thing, Jock, you’re always late in the mornings when you live right here on the farm yet Sue who lives five kilometres away always arrives on time.”

“That’s all very well, boss,” Jock said. “If Sue’s running a wee bit late in the morning she can drive faster so she arrives sooner but when I’m late I’m already here.”

2 Responses to Saturday’s smiles

  1. Paul Scott says:

    trigger warning : the women are good, and man, Jock is bad, and a touch dull, also he’s a Scot trigger warning , blatantly sexist joke, social justice warriors please arrive here

  2. TraceyS says:

    I would have thought lateness is about planning more so than distance.

    Jock is a solo Dad with four kids while Sue is a single woman living on her own. It’s strange, you’d expect a female boss to ‘get’ this!

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