Saturday’s smiles

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sheep dog: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in the corner . . .

Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

German Shepard: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who broke the light bulb? I SAID, “STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!”

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a light bulb?

Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Jack Russell: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.

Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Make me.

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