Asymptote – a straight line that continually approaches a given curve but does not meet it at any finite distance; a line which is tangent to a curve at infinity.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for the weekend.
The brunette brings food so they can eat,.
The red-head brings water so they can drink.
The blonde brings a car door, so if she gets hot she can roll down a window.
Just 5/10 in RNZ’s New Year quiz.
That doesn’t include #10 which I ought to have known as I’ve read the book and watched the film of it.
A group of USA farmers on tour called on us.
They had lots of questions about farming matters and one had a domestic query.
“Do you have a clothesline?” he said.
I replied in the affirmative and asked if he had wet clothes he wanted to dry.
He said no, but wondered if I had a clothes dryer too.
Again I replied in the affirmative and he responded by saying he’d noticed dryers and lines at all the homes he’d visited and wondered why we needed both.
I said the dryer was used in wet weather or when we needed something dry in a hurry and the line was used the rest of the time.
“Why not just use the dryer?” he asked.
I said there was both economic and environmental rationale for using the line more than the dryer.
A Presbyterian upbringing taught me not to use power when there was an alternative and the line was also the small g greener option.
But apart from that, line-dried clothes smell better.
Today I’m grateful for the scent of freshly washed, line-dried bed linen that smells of sunshine.
Saturday’s soapbox is yours to use as you will – within the bounds of decency and absence of defamation. You’re welcome to look back or forward, discuss issues of the moment, to pontificate, ponder or point us to something of interest, to educate, elucidate or entertain, amuse, bemuse or simply muse, but not abuse.
Opinion is really the lowest form of human knowledge. It requires no accountability, no understanding. The highest form of knowledge is empathy for it requires us to suspend our egos and live in another’s world. It requires profound purpose large than the self kind of understanding – Bill Bullard.
366 – The Alamanni crossed the frozen Rhine River in large numbers, invading the Roman Empire.
533 – Mercurius became Pope John II, the first pope to adopt a new name upon elevation to the papacy.
1818 The British Institution of Civil Engineers was founded.
1860 The discovery of the planet Vulcan was announced at a meeting of the Académie des Sciences in Paris.
1871 Amadeus I became King of Spain.
1873 Thérèse de Lisieux, French Roman-Catholic nun, was born (d. 1897).
1896 – Sir Lawrence Wackett, Australian aircraft engineer, was born (d. 1982).
1938 The first official New Zealand airmail to the United States departed Auckland for San Francisco aboard Pan American Airline’s Samoan Clipper,a Sikorsky S-42B flying boat was piloted by Captain Ed Musick.
1947 David Shapiro, American poet, literary critic, and art historian, was born.
1949 Luis Muñoz Marín became the first democratically elected Governor of Puerto Rico.
1955 Panamanian president José Antonio Remón Cantera was assassinated.
1959 Luna 1, the first spacecraft to reach the vicinity of the Moon and to orbit the Sun, was launched by the U.S.S.R.
1967 Francois Pienaar, South African rugby player, Springbok, was born.
1974 President Richard Nixon signed a bill lowering the maximum U.S. speed limit to 55 MPH in order to conserve fuel during an OPEC embargo.
1975 Reuben Thorne, New Zealand All Black, was born.
1999 A brutal snowstorm hit the Midwestern United States, causing 14 inches (359 mm) of snow in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and 19 inches (487 mm) in Chicago, where temperatures plunged to -13°F (-25°C); 68 deaths were reported
2001 – Sila Calderón became the first female Governor of Puerto Rico.
2002 – Eduardo Duhalde was appointed interim President of Argentina by the Legislative Assembly.
2004 – Stardust successfully flew past Comet Wild 2, collecting samples that are returned to Earth.
2006 – An explosion in a coal mine in Sago, West Virginia trapped and killed 12 miners and left another in a critical condition.
2011 – January 2011 Baghdad shootings took place.
Sourced from NZ History Online & Wikipedia.