Saturday’s smiles

Technical terms for farmers:

  1. Log on: what you do when you want to make the homestead warmer.
  2. Log off: what happens when you put too much firewood on the back of the ute.
  3. Mega Hertz: conseqeunce of not taking care when chopping the firewood.
  4. Lap top: where the cat sleeps.
  5. Hard drive: taking sheep along a road frequented by tourists.
  6. Windows: what to shut when it’s cold outside.
  7. Byte: what mosquitoes do to people and untrained dogs do to sheep.
  8. Modem: what you did to the lucerne paddocks when making hay.
  9. Keyboard: where the keys hang.
  10. Mouse: small animal that eats the grain in the shed.

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