Saturday’s smiles

Sherry’s antique grandfather clock suddenly stopped working as it used to so she loads it on to the back of her ute and takes it to a clock repair shop.

In the shop is a little old man who says he is Swiss, and speaks with a strong German accent.

He look s at the clock and says, “Vat zeemz to be ze problem?”

Sherry replied, “This was my grandmother’s clock and it’s always gone ‘tick-tock-tick-tock’, but now it just goes ‘tick…tick…tick.'”

The old man stood looking at the clock pensively for a moment then stepped behind the counter where he rummaged around and found a huge flashlight.

He walked over to the the grandfather clock, turned the flashlight on, and shone it directly into the clock face.

Then he said in a menacing voice, “Ve haf vayz and meanz of making you tock!”

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