Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Agnes, were travelling through Europe in their car.
In Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light when suddenly, out of nowhere, Dracula jumped onto the hood of the car and hissed through the window at them.
“Oh no! Sister Mary cried, “What will we do?
“Turn the window wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,” Sister Agnes replied.
Sister Mary switched on the wipers which knocked Dracula about, but he clung on and continued hissing at the nuns.
“Oh, Lord, what will I do now?” Sister Mary cried.
“Switch on the window washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in the Vatican,” Sister Agnes said.
Sister Mary turned on the window washer. Dracula screamed as the water burned his skin, but he clung on and continued hissing at the nuns.
“Now what?” cried Sister Mary.
“Show him your cross,” Sister Agnes said.
“Now you’re talking,” Sister Mary said.
She opened the window and shouted, “Get off our beeping car you ugly bleep”